Joke of the day

martinwitnam
martinwitnam Posts: 439
edited September 2007 in The bottom bracket
Pavarotti gets to the gates of heaven and is greeted heartily by St Peter.
"You must come and meet the big man!" and leads Pav through a huge set of golden doors.
St Peter then shouts "God, here's that Tenor I owe you!"
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  • ajohn9
    ajohn9 Posts: 260
    Whats the difference between a ginger and a brick?



    A brick gets laid :):P
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    The new Renault people carrier is so spacious...You don't even notice the kids in the back.


    It's called the Renault McCann.


    What's the difference between the McCanns and Gary Glitter?
    Gary Glitter comes back from his holidays with more kids than he left with.
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  • beckenham
    beckenham Posts: 242
    Not sure whether jokes about the McCanns are in good taste but here goes anyway:

    What's worse than letting Micheal Jackson baby sit your kids :?:

    Letting the McCanns take them on holiday :oops:

    Wife gets naked and asks her Hubby "what turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body" :?:

    Hubby looks her up and down and replies: "Your f*cking sense of humour" :lol:
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  • homercles
    homercles Posts: 499
    What's the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann?


    The Pope died a virgin.


    :oops:
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  • rich_pcp
    rich_pcp Posts: 113
    homercles wrote:
    What's the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann?


    The Pope died a virgin.


    :oops:

    I thought black humour was okay till I read that.
  • jc4lab
    jc4lab Posts: 554
    Pav's mate goes to the Co op
    "Have you got a coffin for a tenor?"
    "No chance..Try Netto or Aldi!"
    jc
  • ContrelaMontre
    ContrelaMontre Posts: 3,027
    rich pcp wrote:
    homercles wrote:
    What's the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann?


    The Pope died a virgin.


    :oops:

    I thought black humour was okay till I read that.

    Ditto - I can laugh at black humour but that shocked me!
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  • Mog Uk
    Mog Uk Posts: 964
    homercles wrote:
    What's the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann?


    The Pope died a virgin.


    :oops:

    Wrong and not even remotely funny...... :roll:
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  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    Too far.
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    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

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  • McBain_v1
    McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    Back of the class wearing Dunce's hat for homercles :evil:
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  • star_rover
    star_rover Posts: 318
    a family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen. Embarrassed, and to spare her young sons' innocence, the mother turns around and says "Don't worry. That was an insect."
    To which one of the boys replies "I'm suprised it could get off the ground with a cock like that!"
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    rich pcp wrote:
    homercles wrote:
    What's the difference between the Pope and Madeleine McCann?


    The Pope died a virgin.


    :oops:

    I thought black humour was okay till I read that.

    I've seen a lot worse but just chose to exercise caution...

    know your audience....

    Saying that it's the internet people will always be offended, it's not like people will commit suicide over it *cough*
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/shropshire/6993095.stm
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