Friday Humour

jibi
jibi Posts: 857
edited September 2007 in The bottom bracket
A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says, "Wow! You must have had one hell of a day."

"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"


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  • jswba
    jswba Posts: 491
    Placido and Jose wanted to get to Pavva's bedside before he died but couldn't make it. The taxi cost 30 quid but they only had two tenors.
  • nick hanson
    nick hanson Posts: 1,655
    Placido & jose are teaming up with Elton John,to form Two Tennors & a nine bob note
    so many cols,so little time!
  • eddy474
    eddy474 Posts: 1
    I had a bet that Pavva would live to 75 - I've just lost a tenor...
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    pavarotting

    Also do you feel fame and fortune have affected Amy Winehouse in anyway???
    winehouse.jpg
    Purveyor of sonic doom

    Very Hairy Roadie - FCN 4
    Fixed Pista- FCN 5
    Beared Bromptonite - FCN 14
  • jc4lab
    jc4lab Posts: 554
    Pava,bless him, was a big chap..The only vehicle the funeral directors have that is big enough is a Nissan dormer
    jc
  • nick hanson
    nick hanson Posts: 1,655
    jc4lab wrote:
    Pava,bless him, was a big chap..The only vehicle the funeral directors have that is big enough is a Nissan dormer
    Down to half size when he passed away,so not a problem.
    As for Amy Winerack,doesn't she have any decent songs?everyone I've spoke to seems to think her songs are HIGHLY repetitive,or would that be so she can remember the words whilst off her face?
    so many cols,so little time!

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