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The person below me

ShadowduckShadowduck Posts: 845
edited September 2007 in The bottom bracket
The person below me has read this thread and understands how this game works.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some very good ideas.

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  • I did, funnily enough!

    The person below me will have had naughty thoughts about Jonesy.
    There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.
  • gkerr4gkerr4 Posts: 3,408
    absolutely - especially if they have looked at her myspace profile

    oh hang on - it;s me isn't it!!

    anyway - the person below me will be a right miserable git who doesn't like specialized langsters!
  • pneumaticpneumatic Posts: 1,989
    Langster? You tart! Get a Roubaix!

    The person below me really hates this silly game and wants to say so, but isn't quite sure whether or not (s)he should.


    Fast and Bulbous
    Peregrinations
    Eddingtons: 80 (Metric); 60 (Imperial)

  • ShadowduckShadowduck Posts: 845
    I have to say 'false', since I started it... :P

    The person below me has a tattoo, but won't tell us where it is.
    Even if the voices aren't real, they have some very good ideas.
  • worswors Posts: 90
    sorry, no tattoos. the person below me is fed up with his wife and is going to run off with his next doo neighbours 18 year old daughter!
  • MrKawamuraMrKawamura Posts: 192
    I'm not married and my neighbours don't have any daughters.

    The person below me is Shadowduck.
  • jibijibi Posts: 2,463
    sorry I am not Shadowduck

    the person below me will own at least 3 bikes

    george
  • ddraverddraver Posts: 21,105
    nearly - only 2

    the person below me belives gordon brown will call\an early election ( yes i'm watchin g the news as i type)
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • I don't know whether he will or not but he'd better do it before me and my fellow civil servants all go out on strike at the same time or his a*** is toast! (ooh, little bit of politics there)

    The person below me has a sneaky look at themselves every time they ride past a shop window.
    There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.
  • The person below me has a sneaky look at themselves every time they ride past a shop window.

    True when it's one of those mirrored window thingies.

    The person below me has cycled 100 miles in a day.
  • false - maybe one day soon when I have replaced my saddle with something a bit more forgiving!

    The person below me got their leg over last night!
  • last night? are you having a laugh? the Big Brother final was on - get your priorities right Jonesy!

    the person below me wishes that a cycle bell sounded more 'macho'
    There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.
  • Just 20mins to late to have posted a reply to Jonesy's

    Is it bad that I don't have a cycle bell?????

    The person underneath is off work with a recurrent shoulder injury and is a bit worried about the future at work.
  • ddraverddraver Posts: 21,105
    edited September 2007
    Absoloutly!!! (edit - was replying to the cycle bell and machoism, not should you have a bell at all - i don't!!!)

    the person below me is riding today
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • False because of shoulder unless I get on the turbo

    The person underneath needs to repaint their nails
  • Afraid not - photography taking up my valuable nail painting time (and I'm male!). The person below me will watch live sport (not on TV) over the weekend
  • I DID! Out on my ride today I paused awhile in the park and watched some old gents playing bowls then meandered up a tad and watched some younger, swearier, blokes play football. Then I spent five minutes digging dog s**t out of my rear tyre with a stick so that it didn't flick all up my back on the way home. F**ckers.

    The person below me is excited because September is here and so we're one month closer to Christmas.
    There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.
  • ddraverddraver Posts: 21,105
    yep - new bike bits time

    the person below me has no idea how to mix a band but is off to do it anyway - I need support
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • False - I have a vague idea how to mix a band (I worked as a stagehand / roadie for one tour of a Queen tribute band) but I'm not off to do it.

    The person below me is looking forward to this week.
    Even if the voices aren't real, they have some very good ideas.
  • false (ish) - I have an exam tomorrow that I am not prepared for.

    however I am looking forward to every day this week AFTER tuesday.

    The person below me is thinking about what to eat for their morning snack.
  • Soooo true - life is one long round of wondering "what can i eat now!" I've just had a banana and I'm currently eyeing up a colleagues goodies from her holiday (sweets not her tanned bits'n'bobs.......but....... :oops: ) - which are supposed to be out of bounds 'til coffee break!)

    the person below me has a phobia of cotton wool
    Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable
  • true, makes me cringe and the hairs stand up on the back of my neck, abit like when i touch the outside of my old teflon coated pan that's been in the dish washer too often...errrrrrrrrrrr!

    the person below me wonders if marge simpson is actually a goer and just a tad frustrated with her tubby old man...
    dangerous jules.
  • jibijibi Posts: 2,463
    It's the blue rinse that does it. mmmmm
    Must be an age thing.

    the person below me is planning an exciting Bike tour.

    george
  • False, no exciting bike tour for me.

    The person below me is suffering from a bad hangover.
  • EurostarEurostar Posts: 1,806
    True. I went to a wedding yesterday. At Lake Como, darling.

    I failed to cop off with the bridesmaid. But the person below me once did.
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    <h6>What\'s the point of going out? We\'re just going to end up back here anyway</h6>
  • yeah I did, but I was married to her at the time so it was a fairly safe bet.

    the person below me thinks that it should be law that hot women should wear stockings to weddings!
    There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.
  • gkerr4gkerr4 Posts: 3,408
    well - I'll step up to the mark again and completely agree!!

    the person below me though, will be wondering where this thread might end and how on earth we ended up talking about women wearing stockings!!
  • Nah - thanks to my mystic threadslaying powers it'll end with this post. And all conversations turn to women's underwear at some point!

    The person below me is only posting to prove me wrong.
    Even if the voices aren't real, they have some very good ideas.
  • That's exactly what I was wondering, but it's great to see some complete silliness and the forum skirting the gutter, which is where all forums really belong.

    The person below me will make an extremely smutty post to reinforce the point.
    John Stevenson
  • Don't really need to type much, hopefully - does the double entendre (lifted wholesale from I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue) in my sig qualify as suitably smutty?

    The person below me is a diehard "Deal Or No Deal" fan....

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
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