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Who's got the 'ardest name?

heavymentalheavymental Posts: 2,020
edited August 2007 in The bottom bracket
Whose name would win in a fight?

Mike Tyson?
Marvin Hagler?
Vlad the Impaler?

Lets have your suggestions.


  • think i have
  • nick hansonnick hanson Posts: 1,655
    so many cols,so little time!
  • Hercules....

    ...made reasonable bike frames too :oops:
  • nwallacenwallace Posts: 1,465
    Haggar the Horrible.
    Do Nellyphants count?

    Commuter: FCN 9
    Cheapo Roadie: FCN 5
    Off Road: FCN 11

    +1 when I don't get round to shaving for x days
  • Lou Diamond Phillips? (Young Guns)
    There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.
  • Robin Van Persie

    I\'m pushing the pedals on my season cycle
  • Jimmy NAIL

    or if we are talking pronunciation :
  • sebastian dangerfield III
    dangerous jules.
  • MassimoMassimo Posts: 318
    I'm not making this up honest, but a bloke I sometimes buy print from is called:


    How cool is that!!!
    Crash 'n Burn, Peel 'n Chew
    FCN: 2
  • heavymentalheavymental Posts: 2,020
    Wow, Steve Conquest, or Sebastian Dangerfield III. I think just being called that would give you confidence and a spring in your stride. Women must flock at their feet.
  • Rip Torn

    I cycle, run, and hill walk.
    Legs like Popeye, arms like Olive Oyl. (Abs like Bluto).
  • nolfnolf Posts: 1,287
    Ethelred the Unready

    (yes he did exist :D)

    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • Eat My DustEat My Dust Posts: 3,965
    trailtrash wrote:
    Lou Diamond Phillips? (Young Guns)

    lol, Lou has to be one of the un-hardest name out there!!

    "oh no, Lou's coming to get me, I'm soooooo scared" :lol:
  • steve23steve23 Posts: 2,202
    Danny Invincible!!

    plays football for some lower division side.........
    If You Can't Cut It With The Big Dogs, Then Don't Pi$$ Up The Tall Trees!
  • pneumaticpneumatic Posts: 1,989
    Eric Bloodaxe (founder of York)

    Thorfinn Skullsplitter (some other viking bloke)

    Trench Biceps (leading man in a so far unpublished Mills and Boon manuscript, penned by my mate Gillou)

    Fast and Bulbous
    Eddingtons: 80 (Metric); 60 (Imperial)

  • simon000simon000 Posts: 20
    There was a bloke I knew ages ago, his name was Derek Hardman, as it was we were never called by first names (which was lucky as Derek does not really make you quiver in your boots), but whenever someone saw his name you knew that you would not get picked on for the rest of the day
  • ajohn9ajohn9 Posts: 260
    my favourite name is
    Laszlo Bodrogi, and i dont know why!
  • Tyson Gay,

    well he is halfway there
  • HJ1976HJ1976 Posts: 205
    A client of mine called her son 'Sylvester Stillone Smith' - and yes i did see his birth certificate to confirm it. Had us in tears when we first saw the forms with it on (of laughter)!
  • girofangirofan Posts: 137
    :lol: How about:

    Margaret Thatcher

    Madwomen always frighten me!
    I say what I like and I like what I say!
  • McBain_v1McBain_v1 Posts: 5,237
    McBain - from the Simpsons!

    What do I ride? Now that's an Enigma!
  • waiwai Posts: 36
    Ming the Merciless
    Fu Manchu
    Spider Pig
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