How much for a good hard shag...........

lardarse rider

Quality taxidermy...........cormorrants..........etc :roll:

I know it's been done before but, I like it :oops:

jibi

Lardarse

you can have a Goose or a Woodcock
or even a sparrow ( who would stuff a sparrow)

No Shag

http://www.taxidermy.co.uk/assets/taxidermy_pricing.htm

george

lardarse rider

"I have successfully mounted a bird after having been frozen for more than 20 years" :shock:

This is a direct quote from that link. It takes all kinds, I suppose.

daniel_b

lardarse rider wrote:

"I have successfully mounted a bird after having been frozen for more than 20 years" :shock:

This is a direct quote from that link. It takes all kinds, I suppose.

He doesn't specify which party was frozen....

trailtrash

Yeah, I've tried to pull a few frozen birds in the past!!

Panter

lardarse rider wrote:

"I have successfully mounted a bird after having been frozen for more than 20 years" :shock:

This is a direct quote from that link. It takes all kinds, I suppose.

PMSL


Cheers

Chris

pigman

Go on, I'll do it and lower the tone ...

a mate lives in a city centre flat and works shifts. He's been offered a BJ for 50p at 6am by some junkie.

nickcuk

Aren't there plenty of us being told we'll get more if we lose a bit of weight / get fitter ? Or is that just my wife ?

Blonde

Ah, that's the bit I like in Blackadder the Second... Blackadder is skint so Baldrick is at the docks with a sign that reads 'Get it here'.. and Blackadder has to tell the homesick sailor a bedtime story.... at the end he says 'That was great, thanks, now, how much for a.... ' etc.

DavidBelcher

pigman wrote:

He's been offered a BJ for 50p at 6am by some junkie.

<Insert Pete Doherty-related quips here>

David

DavidBelcher

nickcuk wrote:

Aren't there plenty of us being told we'll get more if we lose a bit of weight / get fitter ?

There is another way out of this problem. Write to Mr. J. Prescott, c/o the Hull branch of the Labour Party, for more info....

David

nickcuk

Are you suggesting that if Puncher Prescott lost weight he'd be the next Rod Stewart in terms of notches on bedposts ? Interesting idea.

Tourist Tony

Prescott in leopardskin leggings.

NOT an interesting idea.....

Monty Dog

I expect it was 50p, or a pound if they took their false teeth out....

lardarse rider

Blonde wrote:

Ah, that's the bit I like in Blackadder the Second... Blackadder is skint so Baldrick is at the docks with a sign that reads 'Get it here'.. and Blackadder has to tell the homesick sailor a bedtime story.... at the end he says 'That was great, thanks, now, how much for a.... ' etc.

That's where I got it from. The answer is obviously 2p