Dull Question and Good Joke

pieinthesky
pieinthesky Posts: 417
edited August 2007 in Workshop
This is a real dull question so I am offering a good (?) joke to entice you to offer advice.

I have a TA Axis Bottom Bracket and need a tool to remove the lockring. A dedicated tool is proving hard to find, does anyone know where I can get one from or if there is any other tool which would fit?

Thanks for your help

JOKE How many animals can you fit in a pair of tights?

2 Calfs, 1 beaver, 1 ass, 1 pussy, countless hairs, the occasional c#ck and 1 dead fish that no-one can find