Little things that annoy you.....
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F**king aerlingus pilots who go on strike when I'm just about to go on holiday..
Sat down to news to hear they've gone on strike .. due to fly to Geneva next week to play hanibal on a bike.
and my car failed its mot today cos a lightbulb blew between it being checked on Friday and today.. I looked a right twat presenting a car for mot with no nearside dip lamp..
Monday 13th.... should have stayed in bed.. or got p*ssed or both.
Actually still time for the latter... hangover here I come.
And whats really peeing me off is there's some lucky fecker who's got all my luck, who's probably just bought a winning lottery ticket .. now that really is annoying.0 -
meenaghman wrote:
And whats really peeing me off is there's some lucky fecker who's got all my luck, who's probably just bought a winning lottery ticket .. now that really is annoying.
and the best thing is.....
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20070811/ ... 408_2.html
they don't Know
£35.000,000.............. thirty five million pounds...... not claimed yet.
that must annoy them
george0 -
And no doubt they'll leave it till the last minute before claiming, like they always do :roll:0
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Football fans who hero-worship a player then when that same player leaves the club those same fans totally berate the same player when he turns up at their ground playing for his new team. You thought the sun shone out of his arse last week and now you think he's the scum of the earth. F*cking morons. Why would you think some player from outback Azerbaijan is going to remain loyal to your club? He's going to look after his own interests like any other career-minded employee.
Also women in offices nattering about diets. They know how many points any item of food has. It's an obsession with some of them in my office. It's an obsession way beyond that of a pro cyclist! But, do any of them lose any weight? Do they f*ck and all the while Slimming World are making a fortune out of these dumb idiots who are seemingly on a diet forever. Go for a run you fat cow or at least take the stairs to the first floor instead of the lift!!"Seve Ballesteros, the Spanish bull. A friend of mine said recently; 'What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a b(a)stard?' His answer, Ballesteros."0 -
He could be an audax rider – they ride long distances and may also have clothing choices that seem eccentric to the uninitiated.jonesy124 wrote:noggincp wrote:where did you see him? There is a guy I ride past every day who wears pretty much the same thing.
King Street, Aberdeen 5.45pm
unless he rides a LOOOONG way i doubt it.0 -
Bosses who talk to you about a work scenario, then steal all your ideas..... NOW THAT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I work for myself now :P0 -
All you feckin foreigners wot come to Cornwall every summer and ruin it for me an moi local muckers
ten toimes more if you bring a caravan/motorhome,
learn to drive on roads without traffic lights, its surprisingly easy
(oh and if you do, theres a feck off great big dual carrigeway down the centre of Cornwall called the A30...SO WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THATS SACRED DO YOU COME DOWN THE TINY A38!!!!)
Oh relax relax relax dave
oh and another thing...anyone wo uses the phrase chillax...i'm going to kill you edith bowmanWe're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
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cabledonuts wrote:Also women in offices nattering about diets. They know how many points any item of food has. It's an obsession with some of them in my office. It's an obsession way beyond that of a pro cyclist! But, do any of them lose any weight? Do they f*ck and all the while Slimming World are making a fortune out of these dumb idiots who are seemingly on a diet forever. Go for a run you fat cow or at least take the stairs to the first floor instead of the lift!!
i'll drink to that one!, but its not only women. The doctor's told my workmate to lose some weight, else risk it. He says he needs exercise, but still parks his car as close to the door as poss.0 -
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ddraver wrote:All you feckin foreigners wot come to Cornwall every summer and ruin it for me an moi local muckers
ten toimes more if you bring a caravan/motorhome,
learn to drive on roads without traffic lights, its surprisingly easy
(oh and if you do, theres a feck off great big dual carrigeway down the centre of Cornwall called the A30...SO WHY IN THE NAME OF ALL THATS SACRED DO YOU COME DOWN THE TINY A38!!!!)
Oh relax relax relax dave
oh and another thing...anyone wo uses the phrase chillax...i'm going to kill you edith bowman
I wouldn't want anyone reading this to think that there isn't a cheery welcome for visitors and holidaymakers in Cornwall.
That way they'll keep driving right through Devon and not clog up MY roads instead!! There's always one more idiot than you bargained for.0 -
Went in to a department store today and they're playing Christmas songs already, it's still August FFS :x0
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shoelaces snapping
2 newsreaders reading the same story
people who change clothes 3 times a day for the purpose of vanity
drivers who indicate right at roundabouts but go straight on0 -
People who say things are uber-this or uber that :twisted: :twisted: :roll: :x ....UBER -ANNOYING!!! :twisted: :twisted: :?:"With just a little luck
A little cold blue steel
I'll cut the night like a razor blade
Till I feel the way I wanna feel"
[Cheap Trick]0 -
No using the Preview button before the Submit button.
so many little things to annoy us every day
george0 -
What is the thing with the watches? If the watch is really tight on your wrist you get a tan line and you sweat under your watch. Also wearing your watch on the outside of your wrist makes it more susceptible to having the face cracked.the full nelson wrote:people that hold their knife and fork in the wrong hand.
wearing the watch on the right wrist.
dropping litter.
vests (on men)
"wacky" hairstyles
young men sucking on loli pops
getting a phone call and have some div in a call centre asking if its ok if they call me neil.
People that go to the pub once a week for the quiz celebrating the smoking ban. I myself dont smoke.
Text speak
chavs in their mothers fiesta
people not picking up dog poo
games machines in pubs
words such as "wicked" "sick" "poonani"
club 18/30's
ill stop now but there are many, many more
tata
Although saying that, wearing it loose makes it more susceptible to breaking it off by accident when you are taking your clothes off, also any quick movements will have it bashing into your wrist bone.
Ah, I have suddenly remembered why I don't wear a watch...~ ~ ~ ~ ~
I see elephants
Pimp my Duchamp0 -
When I get in the lift first and hit the button for my floor....
....and some fecker gets in and hits the button for the floor below because they're too feckin lazy to walk DOWN one floor.
It annoys me because its quicker for me to then get off at THEIR floor and walk up a flight.
I have to say it also annoys me when someone gets in just after me and then hits the button for the floor above mine because they are too lazy to walk UP ONE FLOOR. What do they do at home? Live in a bungalow? Fit a stairlift? Sleep on a futon in their kitchen? (BTW, I only get the lift if I have a minimum of 5 floors to go up)0 -
Women
="I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
Alfred Tennyson0 -
Also women in offices nattering about diets. They know how many points any item of food has. It's an obsession with some of them in my office. It's an obsession way beyond that of a pro cyclist! But, do any of them lose any weight? Do they f*ck and all the while Slimming World are making a fortune out of these dumb idiots who are seemingly on a diet forever. Go for a run you fat cow or at least take the stairs to the first floor instead of the lift!!
They should try the Catholic Plan diet, as many sins as you want as long as you're TRULY sorry.
Hate camels (not camel toes, just camels) and people who try to sell you a ride up a mountain on their camel. I've already been climbing for over an hour, if I wanted a f**king camel I'd have got one at the bottom you dozy git!I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.0 -
nolf wrote:Women
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Burning a cd only to get to 99% complete, before getting the 'operation failed' message. Then throwing the cd recorder on the floor and jumping on it, alomost instantly regretting the decision.
Forgetting to remove the cafe covers from my cleats before clipping in.
Taking more than 2 seconds to realise the above.
Those microwave meals with the celophane lids that tear into a million pieces when you try to remove it and then scalding your fingers trying to get the remaining pieces out of the burning hot contents.
Cycling Weekly putting the price up during the Tour de France, the 3 weeks of the year when the media is awash with cycling news and most of it's content is old news.0 -
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mis-use of the word like.
eg
instead of saying
'I said' saying I was like...http://twitter.com/mgalex
www.ogmorevalleywheelers.co.uk
10TT 24:36 25TT: 57:59 50TT: 2:08:11, 100TT: 4:30:05 12hr 204.... unfinished business0 -
When having a chat( debate/argument) with a woman....
why do they have to ask...
But in April you said,,,,,!! or in 2002 you did.....!!!
that was then,,, this is now.
george0 -
anyone who tries to think they are batman, by having everything attached to their belt, mobile phone, small torch etc etc
fillling the car up with petrol, then getting in it later that week to find it is empty and the OH has not bothered to fill it up again
whilst cycling, drivers who overtake me and try to get as close to me as they can
people who do not iron their clothes
Peter Andre and Jordon (I get annoyed just typing it :x )0 -
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People who flash their lights to warn me of a police speedtrap ahead
when a) I am not speeding and b) I can see the police anyway cos they are standing by the roadside with high vis yellow jackets on0 -
Peter Andre and Jordon (I get annoyed just typing it :x )[/quote]
I'm with you there, quickest way for me to turn the TV off, put them on it.
Would she float if she fell into a swimming pool :?:Justice for the 960 -
On opening a packet of Cashew nuts. What does it say on the back of the packet?
WARNING " This product may contain traces of nuts" !
What dolt is going to buy a packet of nuts that doesn't contain nuts?
In fact this whole culture of warning us against the dangers of anything and everything just gets me. It seems no-one is allowed to develop commonsense anymore.0
