best come back for "your mum"

howsmyriding27
howsmyriding27 Posts: 266
edited August 2007 in The Crudcatcher
anyone know what is the best come back for when someone says your mum or your mother?

lol thanks
Hardtails aren't called hardcore for no reason

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  • Thantos
    Thantos Posts: 533
    Generally the type of people that say that aren't worth talking to anyway.
    I wouldn't rise to the challenge.
  • eelboy
    eelboy Posts: 3,628
    punch them to death, that'll learn em
    one,two,three,repeater
  • NeillyB
    NeillyB Posts: 8,288
    Stick your hand down your pants, rub your anus and genitalia for about 15 / 20 seconds then smear it all over their face.

    Also, your mum "lol"
    WHOO
  • danhargrave7
    danhargrave7 Posts: 194
    I dont really get the supposed 'insult' when people say things like 'i had your mum' and 'your mum was good'

    In most cases, thats more of an insult to them, i mean what kind of retard wants to have sex with 'my mum' then exploit their dirty and perverted secret with the world, not me anyway.

    ( sits back and waits for people to say i would ...)

    Personally i think that the post above is the best, ima try that... :D
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  • ---*SD*---
    ---*SD*--- Posts: 51
    Your Dad? :P
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    ^^^Clicky ^^^
  • Mister Paul
    Mister Paul Posts: 719
    My mom is 62. I'd be the one laughing.
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  • howsmyriding27
    howsmyriding27 Posts: 266
    yer lol ive tried the old "your dad's got one leg!" before and that left them stuck for words...
    Hardtails aren't called hardcore for no reason

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  • Paul
    Paul Posts: 2,719
    Its a well known fact that the best comeback to any insult is "Your face is..." followed by the insult.

    Eg.

    "That drawing is crap"
    "Your face is crap!"

    'You're a cunt"
    "Your face is a cunt"

    "You're a shit rider"
    "Your face is a shit rider"

    etc.
    The Revellation of Gemini.
  • Crock - SmP
    Crock - SmP Posts: 502
    story of my life.
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Jon</i>

    That\'s what the wrist is for - gloves.

    You know you\'re a biker when... ...your arms are brown, and your hands are totally white...
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
  • Ha beat you
    Ha beat you Posts: 27
    Or... ''Alright, well she said you were crap''
  • Dodgex1
    Dodgex1 Posts: 1,306
    I find, "She's dead" to be a good phrase, not an insult back but 99% of people will change their tone.
    "This is ******!, We can't ride out bikes in the dirt like this!"
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