Aweful Lyrics/tunes that stick in your Head.

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  • sabreur
    sabreur Posts: 234
    Following some rather sarcastic comments at a wedding reception last week I've had

    One for all and all for one
    Muskehounds are always ready
    One for all and all for one
    Helping everybody

    etc.... :evil:
    It\'s no sin to be born in the gutter...but a terrible sin to ride there
  • cabledonuts
    cabledonuts Posts: 121
    no, no,
    no, no, no, no,
    no, no, no, no,
    there's no limit.

    no, no,
    no, no, no, no,
    no, no, no, no,
    there's no limit.

    Remember that by 2 Unlimited back in the 90's? Awful but I did fancy that Anita!
    "Seve Ballesteros, the Spanish bull. A friend of mine said recently; 'What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a b(a)stard?' His answer, Ballesteros."
  • jackhunt
    jackhunt Posts: 49
    Today, I have 'Wired For Sound' by Cliff Richard going around my head. Bastard.
  • owen_MTB
    owen_MTB Posts: 222
    anyone heard that real slow song by Robin on the radio 1 live lounge?
    now thats crap. :evil:
    the live lounge is usually ok apart from that
    It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness
  • Bunnyman 5.5
    Bunnyman 5.5 Posts: 133
    ' Every Loser Wins' by Nick Berry....every loser wins, once the dream begins....in time you'll see...faith holds the key.... :twisted: :?: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
    "With just a little luck
    A little cold blue steel
    I'll cut the night like a razor blade
    Till I feel the way I wanna feel"
    [Cheap Trick]
  • daowned
    daowned Posts: 414
    I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
    I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
    I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
    And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
    I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
    But I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
    Who hate black people

    I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
    I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
    I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
    I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
    I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
    But I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
    Who smell like baboons

    I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
    That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
    I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
    I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
    I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
    But I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
    With no sense of humour - ha ha

    I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
    At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
    I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
    I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
    I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
    And I've never met a nice South African.

    No he's never met a nice South African
    And that's not bloody surprising man
    Because we've never met one either
    Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

    Yes he's quite a nice South African
    And he's hardly ever killed anyone
    And he's not smelly at all.
    That's why they put him prison.

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