When you've had a few beers...

ChrisLS
ChrisLS Posts: 2,749
edited September 2007 in The Crudcatcher
...what language do you speak :?: ...sometimes I speak Polish...sometimes I speak bollocks...and if I go onto shorts I speak in tongues...
...all the way...'til the wheels fall off and burn...

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  • orangechimp
    orangechimp Posts: 1,335
    non, just sleep usually............... oh and dribble as well....................
    my bikes and stuff http://orangechimp.fotopic.net/

    it\'s only unethical if you get caught.....
  • truespin
    truespin Posts: 155
    I start to speak like zippy...

    where's my breakfast?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I've noticed that when Me and my best mate start talking bollorcks, we usually do so in a silly posh english accent. We can't help it any more!
    Thing is, he's Scottich, and I'm Welsh, but people look at us as though we're private shcool-educated english hob-nobs :shock:
  • scotttomo
    scotttomo Posts: 531
    my and a couple of mates talk quite bad scottish when we're pished,funny thing is we don't really know why?!
    "If i was a slug i don't think i could handle it, i'd just throw myself in the salt pot" -Karl pilkington

    Whyte 46, i fall off it alot!!
  • Afraid I put on a terrible South African accent.. nearly everytime I'm drunk and make a right ars outta myself.
  • Denny69
    Denny69 Posts: 206
    Very distinct Yorkshire!!!! Dunno why!! :lol:
    Heaven kicked me out and Hell was too afraid I'd take over!!!

    Fighting back since 1975!!

    Happy riding

    Denny
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Better than that what you talk oop there ;-)
  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    I'm not quite sure...its definately not English!
    S-works Stumpjumper FSR

    I'll see you at the end.

    You'll see me on the floor.
  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Youre from Cheltenham though!!!
  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    Oh, we can't read and we can't write
    but that don't really matter
    cos we all come from Cheltenhamshire
    and we can drive a tratorrrrrr
    (tractor)

    Ooh Arrr, Ooh Arrr
    Ooh Arrr, Ooh Arrr, Ooh Arrr
    Cheltenhamshire, la la la
    Cheltenhamshire, la la la
    Cheltenhamshire, la la la
    Cheltenhamshire, la la la
    S-works Stumpjumper FSR

    I'll see you at the end.

    You'll see me on the floor.
  • truespin wrote:
    I start to speak like zippy...

    That'll be £150 per incident please.

    The royalties have dried up somewhat lately.

    :lol:
    Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia. ~H.G. Wells

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  • fumps
    fumps Posts: 227
    More i drink the more Yorkshire i become
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
  • HJ1976
    HJ1976 Posts: 205
    Geordie.......worse than when I had to work there for 6 weeks once - I normally have a 'posh' middlesbrough*/yorkshire accent!

    To be fair I can't normally remember, but have been told i tend to ask about football scores and Big Brother evictees even though i never watch it!

    * EDIT- yes there are posh bits of middlesbrough!
  • don't drink, my Black Country accent is bad enough as it is
    Where'd that bloody Deer appear from?

    My Bike plus Cannock Chase: http://www.flickr.com/photos/8222097@N03/492524919/
  • Oh class!

    Well depends on where I am really. I can do quite a few accents. But tend to do Sath Africaan. It works.