Mrs White-Renault
secretsam
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I'd just like to apologise to the middle aged lady in the white Renault, for my display last night of somewhat expressive sign language and the potty-mouthed tirade of expletives that I vented forth.
Of course you were within your rights under the Highway Code to pull out of that crossroads whilst I was turning right, and the fact that you failed to register my presence directly in front of you was entirely my fault for wearing special SAS camouflage, otherwise known as being dressed as a bloke on a bike. Thankfully your paintwork wasn't damaged as I swerved to avoid you; I hope you didn't get too much of a jolt from the brakes that you applied rather sharply.
No, you probably don't need to get your eyes tested, I don't suppose you are stupid, and you in no way resemble a "fornicating" cow.
Hope that clears it up. :roll:
Of course you were within your rights under the Highway Code to pull out of that crossroads whilst I was turning right, and the fact that you failed to register my presence directly in front of you was entirely my fault for wearing special SAS camouflage, otherwise known as being dressed as a bloke on a bike. Thankfully your paintwork wasn't damaged as I swerved to avoid you; I hope you didn't get too much of a jolt from the brakes that you applied rather sharply.
No, you probably don't need to get your eyes tested, I don't suppose you are stupid, and you in no way resemble a "fornicating" cow.
Hope that clears it up. :roll:
It's just a hill. Get over it.
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...more self control next time Sam
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It's just a hill. Get over it.0
