HELP! I don't know which gang to slag off!!!

jjojjas

Dear Bikeradar mods,
could I please have some guidance here. Since the creation of this mega forum, I have been at a loss as to which "type" of cyclist to slag off. My problem mainly arises due to riding on the road with skinny tyres, whilst having a tourer, a hard tail, and a full sus also. I have only recently sold my D/H rig so I don't feel I should really slag off the D/H peeps just yet.....maybe next month I'll feel up to it?
What would be your advice? Should I hold out for the recumbent rider? or just wade into the BMX'ers?
You advice would be gratefully accepted as I'm at a loss .....
Yours
Jas

Big Red S

Your use of different kind of bikes doesn't limit who you can slag off, it means you can slag more people off.
You may now slag other cyclists off as a roadie, MtBer, tourer, commuter etc. at your will - just pick whichever's most appropriate for your victim.

nicklouse

Jas, what about any Scots cyclists?

or maybe the odd Yorkshire cyclist?

Steve Austin

Shouldn't you lot be in the MTB section?

Yorkshireman

nicklouse wrote:

Jas, what about any Scots cyclists?

or maybe the odd Yorkshire cyclist?

Somebody lookin fer a gobfull er dandruff? :roll: .

jackhunt

Howabout the CTC weirdy-beardy types? All helmet mirrors and courderoys - they're an easy target.

jjojjas

Big red S your a genius! :shock:
i had never considered my superior stand point!
I can argue with all of you!!! :P


right, I'm of to Tour & expedition to start an argument......hanging bags of yer bike! tarts the lot of them.....


Jas

Yorkshireman

jackhunt wrote:

Howabout the CTC weirdy-beardy types? All helmet mirrors and courderoys - they're an easy target.

No chance mate - Wev`e more stamina than you ... ride all day we do .

mangaman

Unicyclists are all bastards if that's any help

Yorkshireman

mangaman wrote:

Unicyclists are all bastards if that's any help

Stay clear of that lot ... Trickcyclists everyone of them.

nicklouse

Yorkshireman wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Jas, what about any Scots cyclists?

or maybe the odd Yorkshire cyclist?

Somebody lookin fer a gobfull er dandruff? :roll: .

no ta but i could do with a decent Pint and some Yorkshire Tea.

Yorkshireman

nicklouse wrote:

Yorkshireman wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Jas, what about any Scots cyclists?

or maybe the odd Yorkshire cyclist?

Somebody lookin fer a gobfull er dandruff? :roll: .

no ta but i could do with a decent Pint and some Yorkshire Tea.

Two pints of Tetleys on the way ... One Tets Imperial and one Tets Tea (sugar +milk or `neat`? )

nicklouse

Yorkshireman wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Yorkshireman wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Jas, what about any Scots cyclists?

or maybe the odd Yorkshire cyclist?

Somebody lookin fer a gobfull er dandruff? :roll: .

no ta but i could do with a decent Pint and some Yorkshire Tea.

Two pints of Tetleys on the way ... One Tets Imperial and one Tets Tea (sugar +milk or `neat`? )

col your a star, milk and 2 please. :P

Yorkshireman

nicklouse wrote:

Yorkshireman wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Yorkshireman wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

Jas, what about any Scots cyclists?

or maybe the odd Yorkshire cyclist?

Somebody lookin fer a gobfull er dandruff? :roll: .

no ta but i could do with a decent Pint and some Yorkshire Tea.

Two pints of Tetleys on the way ... One Tets Imperial and one Tets Tea (sugar +milk or `neat`? )

col your a star, milk and 2 please. :P

I know ... Don`t know how I do it for the money .

nicklouse

Yorkshireman wrote:

I know ... Don`t know how I do it for the money .

well it would have to be for the money.

Hear all, see all and say nowt Eat all, sup all and pay nowt And if ever tha' does owt for nowt Allus do it for thissen

i times i feel i should pay heed to it more often. :oops:

Yorkshireman

nicklouse wrote:

Yorkshireman wrote:

I know ... Don`t know how I do it for the money .

well it would to be for the money.

Hear all, see all and say nowt Eat all, sup all and pay nowt And if ever tha' does owt for nowt Allus do it for thissen

i times i feel i should pay heed to it more often. :oops:

You missed the last (and most important bit off) ... "And if ther`s owt left ovver ah`s havvin that an`all " .

It`s not that we`re tight with brass ... just very, very careful .

And don`t forget "What`s thine`s mine, and what`s mine`s me own ...

nicklouse

speak for thissen,

i just have deep pockets.

Yorkshireman

Jar, monkey,fist, in ...

nicklouse

errmmm how do i get my hand out?

pipeman

jjojjas wrote:

Dear Bikeradar mods,
could I please have some guidance here. Since the creation of this mega forum, I have been at a loss as to which "type" of cyclist to slag off. My problem mainly arises due to riding on the road with skinny tyres, whilst having a tourer, a hard tail, and a full sus also. I have only recently sold my D/H rig so I don't feel I should really slag off the D/H peeps just yet.....maybe next month I'll feel up to it?
What would be your advice? Should I hold out for the recumbent rider? or just wade into the BMX'ers?
You advice would be gratefully accepted as I'm at a loss .....
Yours
Jas

IN THE MOTORCYCLE WORLD its the BMW,HARLEY and GOLDWING riders that get slagged off the most!!!!!

grayo59

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IN THE MOTORCYCLE WORLD its the BMW,HARLEY and GOLDWING riders that get slagged off the most!!!!! ---

And rightly so!

Bunnyman 5.5

Just hate EVERYONE! :twisted: :twisted: :x

richardjallen

Yorkshireman wrote:

And don`t forget "What`s thine`s mine, and what`s mine`s me own ...

So it was you that nicked my bike then was it?