"When are you getting dressed to go out?"
Noodley
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asked Mrs Noodley, as we are due to go out for a meal this evening...
"About an hour ago" I replied. :oops:
Was this the wrong answer? Does she expect more of an effort?
"About an hour ago" I replied. :oops:
Was this the wrong answer? Does she expect more of an effort?
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You did put your best shorts on, didn't you?I'd rather walk than use Shimano0
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Spangly pink leather thong and luminous green braces?
What more could a woman ask for?0 -
tartanyak, have you been spying on me?
OK, my desert boots may have a hole or two in them but I have on new trousers (£9 out of Asda this afternoon). And I went to the effort of putting on a shirt, maybe I should have ironed it but it looks okay.0 -
Bloody hell, now I'm expected to have a shave and a shower!!! :shock:
I'll see you lot later....the food had better be bloody good.0 -
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Noodley wrote:Bloody hell, now I'm expected to have a shave and a shower!!! :shock:
The things we do to keep the women happy eh!0 -
I'm so tempted to go out and buy Yak a thong all for himself just to pester him.0
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Frankly Noodley if you will go out unwashed and unshaven, wearing an un ironed shirt, Asda pants and knackered old boots it is amazing that you have a woman at all. Do you not care about you appearance or smell?0
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Phwoargh, Noodley's obviously a bit dirty (where's the bastard tongue-hanging-outy smiley when you need it? :x ).
The short answer to Drfrabjous' question is: pheremones.0 -
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November wrote::P
Here?
Hmm, that's a big cheery kind of smiley. It's a drooling, tongue-out kind of smiley that we need for pheremones. And cake.
I like him though.0 -
Well, he's drooley though as he's the : and P combination.
However, I was going to post a proper drooley one but seeing we can't post images anymore..0 -
Well, hopefully images will be back soon and then we can drool together.0
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