Friday Joke - it's a bikeradar (C+) tradition!!!!!

ChrisKH

Well someone's got to start it off and I'm, frankly, useless at jokes as I don't get much adult company these days. This one's out of my son's current bedtime reading: 'How to train a dragon'.

What's black, white and red all over?














A penguin with sunburn.

C'mon somebody you must have something better than that.

Anonymous

here's a good joke



THIS FORUM ......................ha ha ha

homers_double

Muslim suicide bombers have been plotting to drive flaming trucks into several reservoirs over the weekend.

Police thought it was the start of Ramadam.

Rob Sallnow

Wasn't Bikeradar the Wednesday joke?

Mosschops2

Good effort chriskh!!

There's a sticky joke thread in MTB somewhere, but always liked the passing Friday funnies, which some weeks don't appear at all!!!



A guy went to his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for
himself and his lady friend. The travel agent said that all the ships
were booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment, but
that he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could get
them onto a three-day cruise. The guy was disappointed that it was
such a short cruise, but booked it . . . and went to the drugstore to
buy Dramamines and three condoms.

The next day, the agent called back and reported that he now could book
a five-day cruise. The guy said, "Great, I'll take it!"! and returned
to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called yet again, and said he was
delighted that he could offer them bookings on an eight-day cruise.
The guy was elated and, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for
three more Dramamine and three more condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, "Look, I'm not
trying to pry. . but, if it makes you sick . . why do you keep doing
it?"

Max Weber

Did you hear that Michael Barrymore's been offered a role in a West-End show?

Apparently he's turned it down because he's already done Aladdin.

Mosschops2

A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future
holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a
beautiful
young girl who will

want to know everything about you."


The frog is thrilled, "This is great!


"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.


"No," says the psychic,











"In biology class."

alecstilleyedye

paddy and mick are both unemployed. as they wander to the dublin job centre they pass a board that says "tree fellers required, €10ph immediate start"

paddy looks upset. "what's with ye" asks mick























"well i really want that job but there's only feckin' two of us"

PutneyJoe

>
> >James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive
> >woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for
> >a moment.
> >
> >The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
> >
> >'No,' he replies, 'Q has given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was
> >just testing it.'
> >
> >The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special
> >about it?'
> >
> >Bond explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
> >
> >The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
> >
> >'Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers....'
> >
> >The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am
> >wearing knickers!'
> >
> >Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, 'Bloody thing's an hour fast..'

stephec

Two nuns were walking down the road when a flasher jumped out, one had a stroke.........





















But the other couldn't reach.


Boom boom.