Do most MTBers have fat arses?

Noodley
Noodley Posts: 1,725
edited August 2007 in Campaign
well, do they? :lol:

Comments

  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    i do.
    :oops:
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • The BIG GT
    The BIG GT Posts: 655
    I've heard of riders who have (Gary Fisher) 'Fat Possum's but I've never even heard of the 'Fat Arse'.

    Could you tell me who they are made by?

    Sounds like it should be someone like Cove, etc...

    Or perhaps that should be the 'Fatar SE', the slightly higher-specced version of the 'Fatar LE'?
    Now living happily at http://www.uk-mtb.com !!
  • christian dieu
    christian dieu Posts: 18
    I don't, but I guess on the whole the MTBer is bigger than the pure roadie.
  • Saddle bum
    Saddle bum Posts: 2,044
    christian dieu wrote:
    I don't, but I guess on the whole the MTBer is bigger than the pure roadie.

    Except in the love department. :P

    Molon Labe.
  • ransos
    ransos Posts: 380
    I'm expecting a similar thread in the MTB section: do all roadies have pigeon chests?
  • Smeggers
    Smeggers Posts: 1,019
    Tis why they wear bagy shorts innit?
    <font size="1">Hickory Dickory Dock,
    A baby elephant ran up the clock,
    The clock is being repaired</font id="size1">
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,283
    Mine could be thinner.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Red Lemon
    Red Lemon Posts: 3,433
    Mine's firm like mutton.
    King Kikapu / Fire Mountain
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,283
    I suggest you stay away from wales if your bum resembles a sheep.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

    <3
    S-works Stumpjumper FSR

    I'll see you at the end.

    You'll see me on the floor.
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    I have a nice firm booty, want to give it a squeeze...?
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Red Lemon
    Red Lemon Posts: 3,433
    pix?
    King Kikapu / Fire Mountain
  • Drfabulous0
    Drfabulous0 Posts: 1,539
    Not all MTBers, only those of us who sit about posting on forums all day.
    <center><font><b>My Scott</b></font></center>
    <center><font><b>My Kinesis</b></font></center>
  • cyclone
    cyclone Posts: 181
    Smeggers wrote:
    Tis why they wear bagy shorts innit?

    At least we dont look like women when we ride :D

    The baggy (look, I can spell it) shorts are because we could never squeeze our huge balls into that lycra ladies wear. :wink:
    I used to be undecided but now I\'m not so sure!?

    My Spesh
    BMBC
  • chops_lad
    chops_lad Posts: 2,231
    Red Lemon wrote:
    Mine's firm like mutton.

    Classic srubs quote.
  • Marshall
    Marshall Posts: 1,738
    I've got a nice firm arse as for some reason fat doesn't seem to make it past my belly....
    head_rev-1.jpg
  • fumps
    fumps Posts: 227
    I'm firm everywhere ....but then again i'm lucky

    apart from the brain department (bit squishy there)
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Red Lemon wrote:
    pix?

    Ask El Cap...
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Absinthe Minded
    Absinthe Minded Posts: 1,351
    If we ask someone, what will we get - just text on a page.
    Come on, let's be having you.......
    <hr><font><b><font>Ja sam napisao ovo ovde samo zbog toga da izgledam pametan...</font></b></font>
    <font>See My route to work!</font>
  • Jaded
    Jaded Posts: 6,663
    Yes.

    ?
  • Steve Austin
    Steve Austin Posts: 1,803
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1AFmqDm ... ed&search=
    http://www.mlehworld.com
  • Noodley
    Noodley Posts: 1,725
    Steve Austin wrote:
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1AFmqDmiM&mode=related&search=


    I would imagine he'd have a fat lip as well as a fat arse after that :shock:
  • Cesii
    Cesii Posts: 22
    They all do. I have seen them
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    I see elephants
    Pimp my Duchamp
  • mmm_pie
    mmm_pie Posts: 1,934
    Not fat muscle 8)
    LOGO2.jpg
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    My Chris has a rather fine arse! And mines tiny.
    Kitty's World
  • MattBlackBigBoysBMX
    MattBlackBigBoysBMX Posts: 398
    Out of all my mountainbiking friends, I'm the only one with a fat arse, but then it was fat when I only rode road anyway. :cry:

    :lol:
    Wheelies ARE cool.

    Zaskar X
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    My wife has got a huge arse and she's not a mountain biker!
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • TheNomad
    TheNomad Posts: 45
    passout wrote:
    My wife has got a huge ars* and she's not a mountain biker!

    Glad I am not the only one then!!!! :D

    Luckily I am athletically toned and should be with the wieght of the bike I had been riding around on until replacing it today with a much lighter one!!!!! I couldn't believe I was pedalling 58lb's of bike around.
  • Panter
    Panter Posts: 299
    No idea. Us MTB'rs don't go round staring at fellow riders arses. Must be a roadie thing :wink::lol:



    Cheers

    Chris :)
    Racing snakes. It's not big, and it's not clever ;)
  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    Steve Austin wrote:
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qO1AFmqDmiM&mode=related&search=

    Now that's got to hurt :cry:
    Justice for the 96

Categories