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Do most MTBers have fat arses?

NoodleyNoodley Posts: 1,725
edited August 2007 in Campaign
well, do they? :lol:


  • nicklousenicklouse Posts: 81,520 Lives Here
    i do.
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  • The BIG GTThe BIG GT Posts: 655
    I've heard of riders who have (Gary Fisher) 'Fat Possum's but I've never even heard of the 'Fat censored '.

    Could you tell me who they are made by?

    Sounds like it should be someone like Cove, etc...

    Or perhaps that should be the 'Fatar SE', the slightly higher-specced version of the 'Fatar LE'?
    Now living happily at !!
  • I don't, but I guess on the whole the MTBer is bigger than the pure roadie.
  • Saddle bumSaddle bum Posts: 2,044
    I don't, but I guess on the whole the MTBer is bigger than the pure roadie.

    Except in the love department. :P

    Molon Labe.
  • ransosransos Posts: 380
    I'm expecting a similar thread in the MTB section: do all roadies have pigeon chests?
  • SmeggersSmeggers Posts: 1,019
    Tis why they wear bagy shorts innit?
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  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,930
    Mine could be thinner.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Red LemonRed Lemon Posts: 3,433
    Mine's firm like mutton.
  • homers_doublehomers_double Posts: 6,930
    I suggest you stay away from wales if your bum resembles a sheep.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • ddoogieddoogie Posts: 4,159
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny

    S-works Stumpjumper FSR

    I'll see you at the end.

    You'll see me on the floor.
  • SJSJ Posts: 2,871
    I have a nice firm booty, want to give it a squeeze...?
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Red LemonRed Lemon Posts: 3,433
  • Drfabulous0Drfabulous0 Posts: 1,539
    Not all MTBers, only those of us who sit about posting on forums all day.
  • cyclonecyclone Posts: 181
    Smeggers wrote:
    Tis why they wear bagy shorts innit?

    At least we dont look like women when we ride :D

    The baggy (look, I can spell it) shorts are because we could never squeeze our huge balls into that lycra ladies wear. :wink:
    I used to be undecided but now I\'m not so sure!?

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  • chops_ladchops_lad Posts: 2,231
    Red Lemon wrote:
    Mine's firm like mutton.

    Classic srubs quote.
  • MarshallMarshall Posts: 1,738
    I've got a nice firm censored as for some reason fat doesn't seem to make it past my belly....
  • fumpsfumps Posts: 227
    I'm firm everywhere ....but then again i'm lucky

    apart from the brain department (bit squishy there)
    Arrrghhh it's worse than i thought!!!!!
  • SJSJ Posts: 2,871
    Red Lemon wrote:

    Ask El Cap...
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  • Absinthe MindedAbsinthe Minded Posts: 1,351
    If we ask someone, what will we get - just text on a page.
    Come on, let's be having you.......
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  • JadedJaded Posts: 6,663

  • NoodleyNoodley Posts: 1,725

    I would imagine he'd have a fat lip as well as a fat censored after that :shock:
  • CesiiCesii Posts: 22
    They all do. I have seen them
    ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
    I see elephants
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  • mmm_piemmm_pie Posts: 1,934
    Not fat muscle 8)
  • KittyKitty Posts: 2,844
    My Chris has a rather fine censored ! And mines tiny.
  • Out of all my mountainbiking friends, I'm the only one with a fat censored , but then it was fat when I only rode road anyway. :cry:

    Wheelies ARE cool.

    Zaskar X
  • passoutpassout Posts: 4,425
    My wife has got a huge censored and she's not a mountain biker!
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • TheNomadTheNomad Posts: 45
    passout wrote:
    My wife has got a huge ars* and she's not a mountain biker!

    Glad I am not the only one then!!!! :D

    Luckily I am athletically toned and should be with the wieght of the bike I had been riding around on until replacing it today with a much lighter one!!!!! I couldn't believe I was pedalling 58lb's of bike around.
  • PanterPanter Posts: 299
    No idea. Us MTB'rs don't go round staring at fellow riders arses. Must be a roadie thing :wink::lol:


    Chris :)
    Racing snakes. It's not big, and it's not clever ;)
  • 18921892 Posts: 1,690
    Justice for the 96
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