I get an erection while riding

chewa · June 2007

Must admit, I often get one after riding the bike, but usually "the little colonel" disappears when it's a cold day on the bike.

In fact my wife has been heard to say "That looks like a penis, only smaller"

plus je vois les hommes, plus j'admire les chiens

Unknown · June 2007

Bloody hell, havent laughed so hard in ages. Almost choked on my energy bar.

"People setting the pace too fast on the front are abused to slow down. Riders that do not share the work are abused. Riders that need abuse get abused and the abuse is done in every language so they get the message"

rrsodl · June 2007

I went for a 30 miles ride today and I tried to ride harder as suggested by a couple of people here and it did make some difference, I wasn't as hard as normal but it still showed if I stood on the pedals.

My wife used to think I was up to no good [:D] but then she started going on rides with me and understood the problem.

I have a very healthy sexual life so it's not like I'm going without [:D]

The only reason I'm trying to find a solution to my problem is because I have experienced some embarrassing moments lately, there is an area where I do my riding where cyclist are supposed to walk for about a 100 yards. Two weeks ago a police woman stopped me and made me dismount my bike and walk... [:I]

Anyway, I have a couple of ideas to try out and I will let you know how I get on.

Rick

mister oy · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by RRSODL

When I was a teenager I used to have the same problem and riding on a dirt track would bring an ejaculation [:I]

Has anybody experienced this situation?

Rick
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er... do you actually mean a muddy path through the countryside or something altogether less wholesome????

Unknown · June 2007

Please someone lock this thread. LMFAO

"People setting the pace too fast on the front are abused to slow down. Riders that do not share the work are abused. Riders that need abuse get abused and the abuse is done in every language so they get the message"

PhilofCas · June 2007

and RRSODL up too

craigenty · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by RICHYBOY

This has to be a candidate for most mental topic...hardons whilst cycling...my wee fella usually tries to invert when on the bike for long periods[;)]

Reckon your just a right horny sod and should maybe take some bromide[:D]

Did see a lovely lass on the FWC right enough...woman cyclists are usually very attractive in lycra...but Honister/Hardknott etc soon diverted my attention from the more carnal nature...
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That will explain why you waited for 5 minutes outside the cafe whenever we were in Malaucene Richieboy.

Craig

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AmazingEd · June 2007

This thread is one of the funnisest I've seen on this site[:D]

PhilofCas · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by RRSODL

I went for a 30 miles ride today and I tried to ride harder as suggested by a couple of people here and it did make some difference, I wasn't as hard as normal but it still showed if I stood on the pedals.

My wife used to think I was up to no good [:D] but then she started going on rides with me and understood the problem.

I have a very healthy sexual life so it's not like I'm going without [:D]

The only reason I'm trying to find a solution to my problem is because I have experienced some embarrassing moments lately, there is an area where I do my riding where cyclist are supposed to walk for about a 100 yards. Two weeks ago a police woman stopped me and made me dismount my bike and walk... [:I]

Anyway, I have a couple of ideas to try out and I will let you know how I get on.

Rick
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ooooo please do Rick, all the details, all you've got, just keep it coming

Bigtallfatbloke · June 2007

Would these help at all?[;)][:D]

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/4427/00006878lz0.jpg

Gravity sucks

Krypton · June 2007

Bigtallfatbloke,

Excellent ... LMFAO [:)]

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rrsodl · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by PhilofCas

Please please please, God almighty, spare us the thought, did you really have to share this problem with us ?, surely there's some things that should be kept to yourself ?, why not just have normal problems with brakes and tyres and things, go see a Doctor before you give someone a heart attack.
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PhilofCas, I hope I didn't give you a heart attack [:D]

You will be glad to know that I saw the doctor first thing this morning and "there's nothing to worry about" [:D] some people are more sensitive in that area than others, that's all. Somebody had suggested I took some tablets (forgot their name) for it so I asked the doc about it, the tablets are anti-depressing and he advised me against the idea. I will try more padding and see how that goes.

My wife now thinks I'm making too much of this problem - she said "as long as it works when I need it..." which it still does very well - no side effects at all in all these years [:D]

So, as far I'm concerned the subject is closed [:D]

Cheers everyone for their suggestions, even the funny ones [:D]

Rick

AmazingEd · June 2007

I'm supprised your wife doesn't ask you to stay close by when cycling

penugent · July 2007

Have you noticed that the original poster is called Dick :shock:

Steve Neale · July 2007

My wife would be over the moon if I came home with a erection.

Steve Neale · July 2007

My wife would be over the moon if I came home with a erection.

passout · August 2007

Don't see it as a problem but an opportunity to impress passers by. It may even prove a talking point with members of the opposite sex. I'd take an address book, pen and business cards out riding with you.

Make the most of it. In your forties you'll look back with misty eyed nostalgia at these hormone feuled days (and no I'm not referring to the Tour again).

Ahhh, youth is wasted on the young.

onbike 1939 · August 2007

Well, I'm getting on a bit and would take it as a special favour if you could supply me with the exact details of your bike set-up. I hope to God it's not an expensive carbon job.

Widdle · August 2007

Mark Alexander · August 2007

ride faster than Vicky Pendleton

georgiesgirl · August 2007

Cycling medicine is an excellent book. I got mine from borders. Good luck

I get an erection while riding

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