Dear Car Driver

Aidocp

Thereb was a good topic on the forum a while back and I had fun reading it, anyhow tonights commute remembered me of it.

Dear Car Driver,

Note, I'm refraining from Fat Tw@t in red car,

After you passed me then chose to beep your horn I now realise where Ive been going wrong all these years, I should of been cycling in that imaginary cycle lane in the gutter, in between the cars and potholes. Or were you pointing to the pavement ?

Perhaps instead of looking in advance and gradually moving to the middle of the road, and not actually delaying you. I should have waited til the last minute hit a pothole and swerved out in front of you perhaps falling perhaps this would be more of an acceptible delay to you?

If I had a baby elephant, who would take it for walks?

Sheddy

I think C+ should start collecting the 'Dear Car Driver comments' as well as the 'Choice insults' ready for a book publication

Phil Scp

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Aido</i>

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I should <b>have </b>been FFS

urrrrrrrrrs

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Sheddy</i>

I think C+ should start collecting the 'Dear Car Driver comments' as well as the 'Choice insults' ready for a book publication
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a bit like Viz's 'Roger Mellies Profanasauraus'[:D]

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i'd rather have a bottle in front of me,than a frontal lobotomy

graham_g

That would be awesome - post it in office!