elephant

Felix-da-house-mouse
edited June 2007 in Road beginners
whats all this i keep reading about elephants? have i missed something? whats it all about? [|)]

ooooh ya cheeky munkee
felix's bike

pedal like you stole something!!!

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  • domtyler
    domtyler Posts: 2,648
    edited February 2011
    You don't want to know, honestly.

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  • eh yes i do thats why i post it, is it something to do with the body?

    ooooh ya cheeky munkee
    felix's bike

    pedal like you stole something!!!
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    No - you really don't want to know........

    There are people who have been traumatised by the truth!

    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
  • vernonlevy
    vernonlevy Posts: 969
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Felix-da-house-mouse</i>

    whats all this i keep reading about elephants? have i missed something? whats it all about? [|)]

    ooooh ya cheeky munkee
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    It's an in house joke that mutates in the sig line. Originated by Arch?? in York.
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    Seriously admin can you just set up a sticky thread in beginners?


    Pride speaks, but Elephants listen...
    "I hold it true, what'er befall;
    I feel it, when I sorrow most;
    'Tis better to have loved and lost;
    Than never to have loved at all."

    Alfred Tennyson
  • JWSurrey
    JWSurrey Posts: 1,173
    Ah - when you hear the answer - you'll never forget [:D]
  • c'mon then you buggers lol

    ooooh ya cheeky munkee
    felix's bike

    pedal like you stole something!!!
  • DavidTQ
    DavidTQ Posts: 943
    Its true, I wondered the same thing when I joined, fortunately on the day I was finally going to ask, someone else did [:D] Ive not forgotten the answer yet.
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    This is what it is all about......

    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
  • Blonde
    Blonde Posts: 3,188
    All together now... 'Aaaaaawwww'

    You can tell the little chap's not a cyclist though - hairy legs!
  • Elephants are old hat, it's all ducks now
  • Archcp
    Archcp Posts: 8,987
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Cunobelin</i>

    This is what it is all about......

    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    oh! oh ! oh! Wanna! Gimme! Gimme!

    Yes, it's all my fault. Mine was the original elephant sig, I had it for ages and then somehow it all took off one week and loads of people put elephants in their sigs and, well, you know the rest. I think for a while we were half trying to get them to mention it all in "This Month on the Forum" in the mag, but it's all been studiously ignored...

    It was a remark I made to a house mate, trying to justify how a pet baby elephant would earn its keep around the house. I do have a very soft spot for baby elephants - it's the little wibbly trunks and the way their ears flap when they run...


    If I had a baby elephant, it could help me clean the car. If I had a car.
    If I had a baby elephant, it could help me clean the car. If I had a car.
  • Cunobelin
    Cunobelin Posts: 11,792
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">it's the little wibbly trunks and the way their ears flap when they run...<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Oh dear......... Ptrick has a rival - Arch has fallen for Paul Sm<i></i>ith

    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)
    <b><i>He that buys land buys many stones.
    He that buys flesh buys many bones.
    He that buys eggs buys many shells,
    But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.</b></i>
    (Unattributed Trad.)