Anyone Willing to Swap Points with Me?

spen666 · June 2007

I'll swap my Tesco clubcard points for your Nectar Ones?

What points did you think I was talking about?

22nd March can't come soon enough, neither can 26th May 2007

Carbon Footprint what Carbon Footprint?

Tony666 · June 2007

dunno but did you notice we have the same last name. Are we related maybe?

Mister Paul · June 2007

Is that legal Spen?

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speshcp · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by spen666

I'll swap my Tesco clubcard points for your Nectar Ones?

What points did you think I was talking about?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">Model railway points? [:o)]

<hr noshade size="1">"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (Albert Einstein)

PetrolHeadcp · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Model railway points? <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Are you not allowed to swap them then? [:0]

zimzum42 · June 2007

green shield stamps are better

[:D] www.addiscombe.org [8D] [8D] www.darhotwire.com [8D] [8D] www.muzikmedia.com [:D]
My Bikes My Commute

Tourist Tony · June 2007

I've got a recently-deceased neighbour. Can I have their air miles?

If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick

on the road · June 2007

Is there a point to all this?

Tourist Tony · June 2007

I've got some points to swap.
Anyone got NNE by N? I can let them have SSW; I've got a duplicate.

If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick

Cunobelin · June 2007

TT - Which format are you using?

Is it Standard degrees or Mils?

I may have some TSB loyalty points, but they are registered in the name of a two year old foreign child so I can avoid overdraft charges.

He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
(Unattributed Trad.)

Tourist Tony · June 2007

Radians.....

If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick

Cunobelin · June 2007

THe relationship between SPen666 and Tony666 is quite simple....this pair is in fact Barney the cute purple dinosaur using two aliases.....and I can prove it!

(Alledgedly) If you take "Barney the cute purple dinosaur" and remove all the digits that are not roman numerals you get a set of roman numerals remaining

These numerals give the number of 666 - hence the proven association. SPen666 and Tony666 are in fact incarnations of Barney - I challenge them to deny it!

(PS) It also proves that in fact Barney isSatan

He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
(Unattributed Trad.)

Cunobelin · June 2007

Sorry Tony,

My GPS is incompatible with Radians!

He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
(Unattributed Trad.)

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by spen666

I'll swap my Tesco clubcard points for your Nectar Ones?

What points did you think I was talking about?

22nd March can't come soon enough, neither can 26th May 2007

Carbon Footprint what Carbon Footprint?
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if you figure out how to do it, then aye,

however i wont get my clubcard until i go get my car (left it in the boot)

whiskywheels · June 2007

Duh! I read this thread as "Anyone Willing to Swap Pants with Me?"

www.whiskywheels.co.uk

ScumOfTheRoad · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Random Vince
if you figure out how to do it, then aye,

however i wont get my clubcard until i go get my car (left it in the boot)
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You meet up and swap the cards.
First thought up by NTK a few years ago.

spen666 · June 2007

I got a letter from Tesco to say that I had collected loads of GREEN clubcard points for reusing bags ,

22nd March can't come soon enough, neither can 26th May 2007

Carbon Footprint what Carbon Footprint?

Tony666 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Cunobelin

THe relationship between SPen666 and Tony666 is quite simple....this pair is in fact Barney the cute purple dinosaur using two aliases.....and I can prove it!

(Alledgedly) If you take "Barney the cute purple dinosaur" and remove all the digits that are not roman numerals you get a set of roman numerals remaining

These numerals give the number of 666 - hence the proven association. SPen666 and Tony666 are in fact incarnations of Barney - I challenge them to deny it!

(PS) It also proves that in fact Barney isSatan
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
It's all lies I tell you. Just because we have never been seen out together means nothing. Just because Micheal and Janet Jackson haven't been seen togther means nothing either. And Nero was not my father.

Pringlecp · June 2007

I would swap, but although I legally own my nectar card, it is actually registered to my 3 year old - she receives all the points - sorry

Another year older, another Budweiser

Cunobelin · June 2007

Sorry Tony666- further proof........

ALL the letters of the both of the words word Tony and Spen appear in "Barney the Cute Purple Dinosaur" - I therefore restate my allegation.

He that buys land buys many stones.
He that buys flesh buys many bones.
He that buys eggs buys many shells,
But he that buys good beer buys nothing else.
(Unattributed Trad.)

eternal_headwind · June 2007

An unexpected side effect of registering my tesco club card under the name of a deceased man from Haiti.
How was I supposed to know about Voodoo? Now I am being chased by a zombie intent on bringing a hideous end to my existence for not recycling enough plastic bags!

Hover Fly · June 2007

[bzz]If there's any nectar going spare I'll have it![/bzz]

I'm not a wasp, honest. Or a baby elephant

Tourist Tony · June 2007

What team do you play for?

If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick

Mister Paul · June 2007

Ooh -Tony's out of bed.

You doing nights again?[:)]

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Tourist Tony · June 2007

Just finished work

If I had a stalker, I would hug it and kiss it and call it George...or Dick

walkercp · June 2007

I'll swap it all for some race points.

Baby Elephants - free from artificial flavourings, colourings and preservatives

Pingucp · June 2007

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He said I could touch his helmet if I showed him my points!

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<hr noshade size="1"><center>Wear the fox hat.
Cols d'cosse</center>

Anyone Willing to Swap Points with Me?

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