Man Of Lard wrote:Wife (feigning interest): "Where've you been today on your bike?"
Me: <insert name of place about 30 miles away>
Wife (incredulous): "and back?"
Me: "No, I'm still there"
Me at the start of a club run : Last time I was out I went to Corbridge (about 30 miles away)
Other guy: You rode to Corbridge? How did you get back?!