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ElephantMan · May 2007

I ignored ALL the advice on here, and went ahead and tried shaving my pubes [:(] I took the hair clippers to them when i got in the shower this morning [V]

This means that because I didn't actually SHAVE them, I'm left with the stubble that would normally occur a few days later! I'm tempted to lock my bedroom door, find some tweezers and sit here for the next year plucking every single one.........

GT_SJ · May 2007

LOL. Pwn3d.

Itchiness FTL

Shadow_Conspiracy · May 2007

You used hair clippers in the shower?

electricity + water = ?

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Stuff · May 2007

I read in a certain mens magazine that a grade 3 all over is thebest compromise. Saves the dangers involved with shaving (or irritation) and still gets the thumbs up from the ladies. I think next time Im in the pub though I will ask a few ladies what they would think if a potential partner dropped his cecks and he was bald downstairs. Should make intersting reading

A little bit of pain never hurt anyone

JammyH · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SexyFrank

I ignored ALL the advice on here, and went ahead and tried shaving my pubes [:(] I took the hair clippers to them when i got in the shower this morning [V]

This means that because I didn't actually SHAVE them, I'm left with the stubble that would normally occur a few days later! I'm tempted to lock my bedroom door, find some tweezers and sit here for the next year plucking every single one.........
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I did that but didnt come on here and tell everyone, oh wait, I just did...

Dont worry, it stops iching in a day or so.

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I know Jammy personally (ahem), he's known with mates as the 'slutty one' [:D]
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DJIP · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SexyFrank

I ignored ALL the advice on here, and went ahead and tried shaving my pubes [:(] I took the hair clippers to them when i got in the shower this morning [V]

This means that because I didn't actually SHAVE them, I'm left with the stubble that would normally occur a few days later! I'm tempted to lock my bedroom door, find some tweezers and sit here for the next year plucking every single one.........
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You're so sexy, it doesn't actually matter.

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ElephantMan · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Stuff

I read in a certain mens magazine that a grade 3 all over is thebest compromise.
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Up until today I've been going with grade 2 which wasn't too bad.

They're battery powered, waterproof "wet n dry" clippers!

ElephantMan · May 2007

What about veet? Doee veet work? Ya know, that hair removal cream stuff.......??

DJIP · May 2007

Veet doesn't work for me, it kinda just frazzles the ends off so you have a very gross patchy area.

EDIT : Wax it [;)]

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ElephantMan · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Veet doesn't work for me, it kinda just frazzles the ends off so you have a very gross patchy area.

EDIT : Wax it [;)]
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Only if you come and do it for dressed in a massuese (sp?) outfit [;)]
EDIT: Oh, and give me a massage afterwards

DJIP · May 2007

I do have a professional wax kit at home [:p]

EDIT: I also studied massage!

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Alex · May 2007

*Pulls up sofa, grabs popcorn, settles in for the long haul.*

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rubber side up · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SexyFrank

I'm tempted to lock my bedroom door, find some tweezers and sit here for the next year plucking every single one.........
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Seriously, OW!

i plucked one hair from my chin that seemed to be growing at the speed of light. that was stupidly painful!

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DJIP · May 2007

Men are faggots. I've had eyebrows, upper lip, under arms, bikini line (brazilian), legs and arms waxed and you can barely feel it.

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Crazy Dave C · May 2007

Pics?

homers_double · May 2007

Real men use gaffer tape.

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ElephantMan · May 2007

Plucking doesn't hurt you big fanny! I expect waxing is probably more painful...... but quicker?

JinjaNinja · May 2007

plucking your balls would hurt... I imagen.

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I used some blueberry flavoured one we got from the free clinic once
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My penis was blue for 3 days
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blue-banana · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Real men use gaffer tape.
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or super glue

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DJIP · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SexyFrank

Plucking doesn't hurt you big fanny! I expect waxing is probably more painful...... but quicker?
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I once plucked my entire bikini line through boredom and it just goes numb after a while.

But yes, waxing is better. IF you do it with the good stuff and you do it properly.

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ElephantMan · May 2007

Right, well so far I've been sitting in my dressing gown all day. However, I have just got dressed- boxers + jeans. OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!

I spent a long time plucking and I'm glad I did, because I dread to think what it would have been like if I didn't!

EDIT: Also, apparently, if you pluck enough, (read ALOT) the hair will stop growing back anyway, because it pull the folicle higher and higher towards the surface of the skin till it dies or something. It means plucking each hair millions of times though. So by the time I'm forty.........

robb_o · May 2007

So not so sexy any more then Frank!

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ElephantMan · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by robb_o

So not so sexy any more then Frank!
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I dunno, it looks better IMO, and hey, the ladies aren't going to know that it's itching like hell!

JinjaNinja · May 2007

no, they just think you have/had crabs when you start doing the itchy dance.

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I used some blueberry flavoured one we got from the free clinic once
NEVER AGAIN
My penis was blue for 3 days
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Tartanyak · May 2007

Or maybe, with all the yoofs in the clubs, you'll start a new craze!

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me_groovy · May 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by SexyFrank

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by robb_o

So not so sexy any more then Frank!
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I dunno, it looks better IMO
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pix?

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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