BBG will turn up like a scolded schoolboy caught spying on the girls changing rooms. Definitely to early to start claiming his stuff. Soon be the time for the resurrection, who knows what will happen. GOD only knows.
Don't be ridiculous, you can't be too early claiming first dibs. You can only be too late as a result of waiting for what you perceive to be an appropriate length of time. Then you realise some callous barsteward like friend of Bally has jumped in before you.
I claim first dib's on Oxo's bikes and teeth if anything untoward happens. #prayforoxoman
Don't be ridiculous, you can't be too early claiming first dibs. You can only be too late as a result of waiting for what you perceive to be an appropriate length of time. Then you realise some callous barsteward like friend of Bally has jumped in before you.
I claim first dib's on Oxo's bikes and teeth if anything untoward happens. #prayforoxoman
whats happened to oxoman? i thought it was only BBG who had gone AWOL?
I'm having all of your livers. All mashed up and reformed into a SUPER LIVER. I'll be having beer for breakfast, champagne for elevenses, wine for lunch, then guzzling XO cognac and insufflating colombia's finest until my bedtime valium. All with no discernible deterioration to my liver function. I might look a bit strung out, my brain will turn to cheese, and my teeth will fall out, but I'll be processing all that poison big style.
I'm having all of your livers. All mashed up and reformed into a SUPER LIVER. I'll be having beer for breakfast, champagne for elevenses, wine for lunch, then guzzling XO cognac and insufflating colombia's finest until my bedtime valium. All with no discernible deterioration to my liver function. I might look a bit strung out, my brain will turn to cheese, and my teeth will fall out, but I'll be processing all that poison big style.
Sorry V68, my youngest gets the bikes. Body parts if anything any good are free to good home.
But did he ask for first dibs?
Honestly priority to your own flesh and blood I’ve some idiot on the Internet you’ve never met. What’s the world coming to, etc..
can we have his shoes and teeth please? after Hayden let us down we only feel its right to claim first dibs.
#prayforBBG
Never mind that, I want his beer stash.
Fight you for it. I don't go over to Belgium until end April (assuming Grayling hasn't sunk the ferries and blocked the tunnel by then) and my meagre stocks are getting v v low.
Anyway, are BBG and Hommelbier the same person? We need to know the truth.
Sorry V68, my youngest gets the bikes. Body parts if anything any good are free to good home.
But did he ask for first dibs?
Honestly priority to your own flesh and blood I’ve some idiot on the Internet you’ve never met. What’s the world coming to, etc..
fight! figh! fight!
#prayforbbg
#wivdaangels
#thoughts&prayers
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
can we have his shoes and teeth please? after Hayden let us down we only feel its right to claim first dibs.
#prayforBBG
Never mind that, I want his beer stash.
Fight you for it. I don't go over to Belgium until end April (assuming Grayling hasn't sunk the ferries and blocked the tunnel by then) and my meagre stocks are getting v v low.
Anyway, are BBG and Hommelbier the same person? We need to know the truth.
You're on. Pistols at dawn?
Luckily I'm quite partial to good 'ol English cider so even if I lose I'll be OK for grog
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#prayforbbg
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
#herehopingbbg
Easty commuter
Tripster AT
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
#prayforBBG
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
I claim first dib's on Oxo's bikes and teeth if anything untoward happens. #prayforoxoman
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
whats happened to oxoman? i thought it was only BBG who had gone AWOL?
will no one think of the children?
#thoughts&prayers
#prayforBBG
#prayforOxomanifnecessary
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
#prayforallthebb'ersthataren'tme
#prayfortheinventionoftheSUPERLIVER
What about facebook likes?
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
Honestly priority to your own flesh and blood I’ve some idiot on the Internet you’ve never met. What’s the world coming to, etc..
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
Anyway, are BBG and Hommelbier the same person? We need to know the truth.
fight! figh! fight!
#prayforbbg
#wivdaangels
#thoughts&prayers
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
Luckily I'm quite partial to good 'ol English cider so even if I lose I'll be OK for grog
Bruiser
Panzer
Commuter
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
If no reply within 48hrs, we're going to contact Mrs BBG.
She might be feeling lonely. That's my first dibs sorted.
I'll get my coat.