Non bike and car chat Saturday evening

seanoconn
seanoconn Posts: 11,399
edited January 2018 in The bottom bracket
Evening peeps. Missus is playing the guitar, she's no Jimmy Hendrix and the kids singing is making my ears bleed. What's occurring?
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    About to head out to a new restaurant in Clapham. No kids, as the boy is with his dad, and mini is having a sleepover. Might investigate the wine list thoroughly and have a proper cocktail.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    About to watch a. Film with TDV, Bambini and Das Hound in front of the fire.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,517
    early dinner, had a few glasses of red, about to move onto the tawny port while catching up on the grand tour

    for a cocktail i'm partial to a lemon drop, but often made too sweet these days
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,422
    Cooking up some dinner with Strifey and looking forward to some plonk and a bit of telly later on (unfortunately they want to watch 'The Voice' :roll: )
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cooking up some dinner with Strifey and looking forward to some plonk and a bit of telly later on (unfortunately they want to watch 'The Voice' :roll: )
    Stevo we can get drunk together while our lot watch that crap :roll:
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    sungod wrote:
    early dinner, had a few glasses of red, about to move onto the tawny port while catching up on the grand tour

    for a cocktail i'm partial to a lemon drop, but often made too sweet these days
    Cheese board?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    sungod wrote:
    early dinner, had a few glasses of red, about to move onto the tawny port while catching up on the grand tour

    for a cocktail i'm partial to a lemon drop, but often made too sweet these days

    Negroni, or a very dry martini, or an old fashioned, or a Manhattan.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,422
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cooking up some dinner with Strifey and looking forward to some plonk and a bit of telly later on (unfortunately they want to watch 'The Voice' :roll: )
    Stevo we can get drunk together while our lot watch that crap :roll:
    Not physically together I hope :shock:

    Got a nice bottle of Chianti to see me through the tv bilgefest until the remote is mine all mine...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    hopkinb wrote:
    About to head out to a new restaurant in Clapham. No kids, as the boy is with his dad, and mini is having a sleepover. Might investigate the wine list thoroughly and have a proper cocktail.
    We expect some updates...
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cooking up some dinner with Strifey and looking forward to some plonk and a bit of telly later on (unfortunately they want to watch 'The Voice' :roll: )
    Stevo we can get drunk together while our lot watch that crap :roll:
    Not physically together I hope :shock:

    Got a nice bottle of Chianti to see me through the tv bilgefest until the remote is mine all mine...
    Chianti!? Stay away from my liver!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Just trying some new gin and a dj set and both are going very well,only plans so far but the night is young and i will take a dare.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,422
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Cooking up some dinner with Strifey and looking forward to some plonk and a bit of telly later on (unfortunately they want to watch 'The Voice' :roll: )
    Stevo we can get drunk together while our lot watch that crap :roll:
    Not physically together I hope :shock:

    Got a nice bottle of Chianti to see me through the tv bilgefest until the remote is mine all mine...
    Chianti!? Stay away from my liver!
    Don't worry, it was above the £5.75 'vinegar' threshold.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,859
    Being driven home after plenty of cider with a pal. Still 62 miles to go, far too much

    Later is drop the kids at home and then the local
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,722
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Don't worry, it was above the £5.75 'vinegar' threshold.
    Have some fava beans with that whoosh.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Don't worry, it was above the £5.75 'vinegar' threshold.
    Have some fava beans with that whoosh.
    :lol:
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Typical!
    Missus out, house to myself and full control of remote. BUT SWEET FA ON THE TELLY!!! :(

    Internet porn it is then. :wink:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Typical!
    Missus out, house to myself and full control of remote. BUT SWEET FA ON THE TELLY!!! :(

    Internet porn it is then. :wink:
    Need any tips?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,859
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Typical!
    Missus out, house to myself and full control of remote. BUT SWEET FA ON THE TELLY!!! :(

    Internet porn it is then. :wink:

    What are you going to do with the rest of the time?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,859
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Typical!
    Missus out, house to myself and full control of remote. BUT SWEET FA ON THE TELLY!!! :(

    Internet porn it is then. :wink:
    Need any tips?

    I assume one
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Typical!
    Missus out, house to myself and full control of remote. BUT SWEET FA ON THE TELLY!!! :(

    Internet porn it is then. :wink:
    Need any tips?

    Think I can handle it myself :lol:

    Mind you, good job 'He who should not be named' is no longer snooping eh?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Ballysmate wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Typical!
    Missus out, house to myself and full control of remote. BUT SWEET FA ON THE TELLY!!! :(

    Internet porn it is then. :wink:
    Need any tips?

    Think I can handle it myself :lol:

    Mind you, good job 'He who should not be named' is no longer snooping eh?
    Pfft, proud of my search history although I think MattC59 shat himself :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Do careers teachers in schools the likes of Hungary and Czech Republic steer girls into porn as a career. It's quite a conveyor belt of talent.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Do careers teachers in schools the likes of Hungary and Czech Republic steer girls into porn as a career. It's quite a conveyor belt of talent.
    Yep, you can be too pretty for porn.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,399
    Is the voice still on? :|
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,859
    seanoconn wrote:
    Is the voice still on? :|

    Got to be better than the football :(
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,859
    Why the feck does the wife have the car in sports plus mode and yet not exceed the speed limit
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why the feck does the wife have the car in sports plus mode and yet not exceed the speed limit

    Probably because it annoys you haha,often women like to feel the power but don't need to use it,like horse riding i suppose.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why the feck does the wife have the car in sports plus mode and yet not exceed the speed limit

    Why does TDV insist on crashing everything?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,422
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Do careers teachers in schools the likes of Hungary and Czech Republic steer girls into porn as a career. It's quite a conveyor belt of talent.
    It's the one thing that makes me think freedom of movement should be preserved.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Well I think most of it is a matter of comparatives.

    There aren't that many British porn stars because most British birds are munters.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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