Just off to the shop. Anyone want anything ?

part time waster
part time waster Posts: 244
edited September 2017 in The bottom bracket
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    You could get me some youthful good looks. I seem to have lost mine.
  • Quins
    Quins Posts: 239
    Cornetto?
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Just one?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Some nibbles please - Bombay Mix would rock if you can find some nice one.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tomb57
    tomb57 Posts: 2,043
    edited September 2017
    Five woodbine if you have a tarnished handy
    Sorry should read tardis handy !!
    Whoops who did that!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    A comfy saddle and 50 pence worth of fruit salad and black jacks.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    20 senior service, callard and bowser toffee, some WD40 and a copy of Razzle.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Westons vintage cider for me.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Woodbine's? Senior Service? They're proper filterless fags them. Mine's a packet of 10 Regal 'wee'* - the red stripe one's and 2ltrs of Strongbow please.

    *57p in my day.
    Thruppence in Tomb57's day.
    1d in Hoppy's.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Ballysmate wrote:
    You could get me some youthful good looks. I seem to have lost mine.

    Those Taiwanese Ladyboy's quite like the gentremenrly caring older man type.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    2 pints of goats milk, and a bag of granola, it will save me going out later
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Lincolndave wrote:
    2 pints of goats milk, and a bag of granola, it will save me going out later


    What are going to do with that? Grit blast a wall?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Lincolndave wrote:
    2 pints of goats milk, and a bag of granola, it will save me going out later


    What are going to do with that? Grit blast a wall?

    No drink the milk and eat the granola, well that’s what I do anyway
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    You could get me some youthful good looks. I seem to have lost mine.

    Those Taiwanese Ladyboy's quite like the gentremenrly caring older man type.

    Well I could do with some care as I am careless.

    If I could open a shop to sell gorm I would make a killing. There's a mass of gormless folk out there. A sure fire market opportunity if ever there was.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,560
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    You could get me some youthful good looks. I seem to have lost mine.

    Those Taiwanese Ladyboy's quite like the gentremenrly caring older man type.

    Well I could do with some care as I am careless.

    If I could open a shop to sell gorm I would make a killing. There's a mass of gormless folk out there. A sure fire market opportunity if ever there was.
    Stock clues as well. Vast numbers of folk have never had one.
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Pinno wrote:
    Woodbine's? Senior Service? They're proper filterless fags them. Mine's a packet of 10 Regal 'wee'* - the red stripe one's and 2ltrs of Strongbow please.

    *57p in my day.
    Thruppence in Tomb57's day.
    1d in Hoppy's.

    The father of an old girlfriend used to smoke Senior Service - they were proper gaspers, and he gasped his last at a very young age. At that time I used to smoke B&H. 20 were £1.35.
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Hand full of petrol please
    Titanium Px Spitfire
    Easty commuter
    Tripster AT
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    10p mix up please. No black jacks.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,560
    Left handed screwdriver, and a 10 kilo weight, extra long thanks.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • part time waster
    part time waster Posts: 244
    I`m back . Who wanted the "Coloured" jacks then , oh I forgot the Fags , if I can still use this word.
    I did find the last bag of "Anti-Tw*t" pills , but I ate them ,
    Oh hang on there is one left , any suggestions on who might want it ?
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Can i have a long weight?
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,224
    nuts
  • lincolndave
    lincolndave Posts: 9,441
    mrfpb wrote:
    10p mix up please. No black jacks.


    I hope these cost 4 for 1d
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    jamboree bag please
  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Left handed screwdriver, and a 10 kilo weight, extra long thanks.


    And if you could get some off that stripey paint and sky hooks and then we can finish the job!
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    10 White mice and a qtr of those sweet Monkey nuts please.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Pinno wrote:
    qtr of those sweet Monkey nuts please.

    Oh Pinno, you're a genius! I had totally forgotten these!!!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,297
    Oh rats, you've already been. I wanted some time as I keep running out.
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  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Pineapple chunks, but not out of the trough at the bus station ta!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Anyone remember those peppery... ah that's it, 'Gobstopperrs' with the different coloured layers?
    Or Wham Bars - guaranteed tooth rot.

    ...and 'Jump' Cola - only available from the 7 Eleven stores. Full of caffeine. Cheaper than speed before a night out dancing to Pump up the Jam and the like till silly o'clock.

    I think many would disagree with you Hoppy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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