Prat in a convertible white Audi earlier

milemuncher1
milemuncher1 Posts: 1,472
edited September 2017 in The cake stop
I've just arrived in Bournemouth, for the air show. On the ride down a total prat, in a convertible Audi tried to be 'funny' in front of his girlfriend ( or possibly his sister / wife / any combination of the 3) by close passing ( I mean millimetres here ) and leaning on his horn. This was on the road between New Milton and Christchurch. He then got stuck in the traffic approaching Christchurch. Oh dear :D I let him know what I thought of his little display, and his balls shrunk a lot, much to the amusement of his girlfriendsistermum in the passenger seat. I like Karma, I wish I'd had a go pro with me, I'd be a YouTube star, a star I tells ya. It's just a pity I didn't get his keys, and post them into the back of the MX5 at the front of the queue. That would have been properly funny, but I didn't think of it in time.

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Milemuncher1 wrote:
    I let him know what I thought of his little display, and his balls shrunk a lot

    You gave him a blowjob?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • milemuncher1
    milemuncher1 Posts: 1,472
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Milemuncher1 wrote:
    I let him know what I thought of his little display, and his balls shrunk a lot

    You gave him a blowjob?

    No
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    Milemuncher1 wrote:
    I've just arrived in Bournemouth, for the air show. On the ride down a total prat, in a convertible Audi tried to be 'funny' in front of his girlfriend ( or possibly his sister / wife / any combination of the 3) by close passing ( I mean millimetres here ) and leaning on his horn. This was on the road between New Milton and Christchurch. He then got stuck in the traffic approaching Christchurch. Oh dear :D I let him know what I thought of his little display, and his balls shrunk a lot, much to the amusement of his girlfriendsistermum in the passenger seat. I like Karma, I wish I'd had a go pro with me, I'd be a YouTube star, a star I tells ya. It's just a pity I didn't get his keys, and post them into the back of the MX5 at the front of the queue. That would have been properly funny, but I didn't think of it in time.

    He probably knew it was you, Nick. Either that, or you made the whole thing up. Either scenario is equally likely, IMO...
  • trivial_poursuivant
    trivial_poursuivant Posts: 1,136
    Was she fit?

    Just getting it in there before Matthewfalle does
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Trivial poursuivant wrote:
    Was she fit?

    Just getting it in there before Matthewfalle does

    :)

    Any pics of her norks?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Trivial poursuivant wrote:
    Was she fit?

    Just getting it in there before Matthewfalle does

    :)

    Any pics of her norks?


    Big tits in an Audi. Whatever next :wink:
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I think Audi should bring out a Doody model,hey it makes me laugh.
  • darkhairedlord
    darkhairedlord Posts: 7,180
    Did this haven't twice?
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,866
    darkhairedlord wrote:
    Did this haven't twice?


    I am sure last year was a mini convertible.

    I suspect they think he has stopped and when he wobbles in front of them it scares the sh1te out of them.

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