friday old men are always young enough to learn

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cafes, wfh, physio, cafe, call it a week
too cold, need holiday, too cold, need holiday, etc.
cafes, wfh, physio, cafe, call it a week
too cold, need holiday, too cold, need holiday, etc.
my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
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Later is a night out with the wife to celebrate many years married
consequence of brexit, it automatically took the uk out of the ehsa (european hot sunny area)
British weather for British people!!!
First day of school holidays today.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
FTFY
Wish I had read the title of this thread before I cycled to the Saturday market this morning
Not sure I have a Friday feeling. The downside is a lack of cycling and a coughing fit at 2am. I came downstairs for some legal substances to alleviate said cough and the cat sat bolt upright looking at me as if to say "You got worms mate".
The upside is that it's loosening and starting to free up a bit.
Toots wore dresses and normal attire for last day of school. All smiles. Took nano seconds to get them dressed in eager anticipation. Why couldn't they do that for the rest of the school year? :roll:
Might have snooze and see if I can summon some energy to go pedal glass cranking T47 style. I think even he could give me a run for my money at the moment.
Sky is cloudy but it's not actually raining as anticipated.
What's it like over there Gazza?
Window cleaner finally got around to cleaning out my gutters at PPP. Quoted £40. Is now asking for £50. Cheeky considering he took ages to get around to it. Do I pay him:
A) £40
C) £50
D) None of the above.
Laters.
he'll be so pleased with himself over the extra fiver than he won't realise the danger lurking on the damp notes
Voltaire
Kill the window cleaner.
They have to go back whilst it's still summer though. I think it's just another way of not being england.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
...but not a single reference to my long and instructive essay into car polishing after your request :roll: Cheers mate. [email protected]
@Meursault: Having a good holiday in Mosul?
@Seano: I can tell you are dodgy but I reluctantly think you have a point.
@SG: I think that would be inhumane and it's probably covered somewhere in the Geneva Convention.
Perhaps if you had actually answered my question I'd have responded. I didn't ask for a lecture on the various brands of polish, nor did I request details of what cars are painted with. Given I'm on my 4th BMW car, 3rd Beemer bike, and have had Audi, VW, Alfa Romeo, Fiat, Honda, Porsche, and various other things over the years I'm reasonably well-informed about how they're made, and how they work.
It was a quite simple question: are electric buffing gadgets any good? You failed to provide any meaningful input on that query at all, so whether you wrote 5 words or 500 on something else is irrelevant.
:shock:
Personally I would sack that physio (and the shrink).
I ignored you for the very simple reason that I do not wash cars. Always try to buy cars in a colour that requires minimal washing. Silver or grey are good for that. Buffing machines are very good if used correctly, they can make a mess of things if used badly. I've seen people go through the paint on seams and swage lines through careless use.
My advice is to sell it and buy a clean car. Preferably one with a full tank and an empty ashtray.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
You didn't say which 'gadget' ffs. :roll: Don't say I didn't warn you. The rest is sterling advice.
[Pedantic mode on} You might have a frikkin Ferrari but that doesn't mean you are good at polishing a frikkin car[Pedantic mode off]
Does Honk Kong have Greggs? It's about half way. Anyway, carry on
I did - right on the chin.
I looked on the map but didn't find this Honking Kong.
Kids + Car interiors = huge devaluation.
My OH doesn't drive so at least the car is not covered in dinks.
The cat is snoring. I think he knows what the forecast is.
Completely agree with MRS about the Mrs and rubbish in the car.
Marin Nail Trail
Cotic Solaris
I don't think i've spent £100 on cleaning products for my car in the last 5 years* though i've spent probably twice that on cleaning hire cars abroad after the kids have had a go to avoid charges.
*I don't know how but all the cleaning stuff we used for the works van ended up in my shed!
This means when I put on the wipers to discourage the f***wit who is tailgating me, they get their nice shiny car covered in dirty water. Underneath my car's bonnet, the washer filler cap is labelled, "Ammuntion" .
The older I get, the better I was.
It must be something to do with Calvinism - "Godliness is cleanliness" and all that biblical censored . Not that many go to church here but it's still deep rooted.
They are the same with their houses. Now they do breed - that there is no doubt but for the obsessively clean (which is the majority) it always intrigues me how they have sex.