Anyone in Southend last weekend?

Stevo_666
Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
edited June 2017 in The bottom bracket
It would be a sweeping and unfair generalisation to say that roadies are up their own ar$es, but it was very true for one bloke - literally :shock: :D

http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/cyclists-horror-as-his-testicles-end-up-lodged-in-his-anus-after-freak-accident/
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    Yeah without even opening the link I'm calling Fake News.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,674
    Is ok, as article sez Halfords in Essex are stocking pothole-proof saddles with testicle receptacles for £69.99.

    Now I can offer you a bigly deal on this bridge in London.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    cougie wrote:
    Yeah without even opening the link I'm calling Fake News.
    Are you roadie?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cougie
    cougie Posts: 22,512
    I am cyclist.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    cougie wrote:
    I am cyclist.
    Sounds familiar.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    cougie wrote:
    Yeah without even opening the link I'm calling Fake News.

    I think you're wrong and it's true.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,475
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    cougie wrote:
    Yeah without even opening the link I'm calling Fake News.

    I think you're wrong and it's true.
    Fake sense of humour maybe?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    edited June 2017
    Clearly the guy was a Monentum member or Trump supporter.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Slowmart wrote:
    Clearly the gut was a Monentum member or Trump supporter.


    Never the twain shall mix my son!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    It seems both Momentum and Trump supporters are big fans of miners and burning fossil fuels.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    It would be a sweeping and unfair generalisation to say that roadies are up their own ar$es, but it was very true for one bloke - literally :shock: :D

    http://southendnewsnetwork.com/news/cyclists-horror-as-his-testicles-end-up-lodged-in-his-anus-after-freak-accident/


    As a Southend on Sea resident, SNN is well known and well loved in the locale, Katie Hopkins and Britain First, amongst others, has reported SNN stories as genuine!

    Give the other stories a read, there's some good stuff in there!

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