In the absence of Cleat. it's the 'Ask T47b column'

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  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Snowflake, the 2000 onwards generation who are such delicate individuals one step on from the previous princess brigade, the term also has more sinister origins so it is best to avoid using the term especially if you are ken livingstone as he's already in enough trouble. :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Joao Pires if you can get Portuguese wine, crisp young vinho verde.

    Pinot Grigio if you want Italian.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Is there a way to stop those pesky Pixies hiding my car keys, putting my wallet in the wrong place and generally being a mischief?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Garry H wrote:
    Merci senor.

    That's Gazza's Frenish or Spanch... depending how you look at it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Pinno wrote:
    Is there a way to stop those pesky Pixies hiding my car keys, putting my wallet in the wrong place and generally being a mischief?

    Ordinarily I would recommend mind altering substances or even in dire situations avoiding mind altering substances but as I am currently between courses three and four of my lunch...

    https://getpixie.com/pages/how-it-works
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Much obliged sir.

    Is it possible to catch one of these Pixies and give them the spanking of their lives? What would you recommend as bait? How would you do it? They've been plaguing my life for years.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Pinno wrote:
    Much obliged sir.

    Is it possible to catch one of these Pixies

    Only out of the corner of your eye :D

    Coffee and biscuits.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,130
    seanoconn wrote:
    Also and more importantly.

    A boy and his dad were driving happily along the road when a driver in the opposite lane has a heart attack, causing his car to veer into the path of the father and son. The dad is killed instantly and the boy airlifted to hospital. The doctor in the operating theatre, looks down at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son"

    How is this possible! T47b, help?

    I don't know the answer to this one. Why wouldn't she operate on her son?
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    seanoconn wrote:
    Also and more importantly.

    A boy and his dad were driving happily along the road when a driver in the opposite lane has a heart attack, causing his car to veer into the path of the father and son. The dad is killed instantly and the boy airlifted to hospital. The doctor in the operating theatre, looks down at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy, he's my son"

    How is this possible! T47b, help?

    I don't know the answer to this one. Why wouldn't she operate on her son?

    Filicide is painful.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,251
    Why wouldn't she operate on her son?
    Because she was the anaesthetist. The surgeon had left the country as he was one of the 10% working in the NHS that come from the EU.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,130
    I only just heard the story about the Russian surgeon in the Antarctic who removed his own appendix.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 12,608
    Dear T47b

    Why do so many BR clickbaits feature The Chase and Bradley Walsh? Who gives a four letter? Or is it me? Why me? What f-wit website did I click on? Help. Drink. Feck. Gurrls.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    What happened to Cleat?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Garry H wrote:
    What happened to Cleat?

    One of life's mysteries. :?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Rumour has it that he got too close to the black hole known as Alsager...
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    orraloon wrote:
    Dear T47b

    Why do so many BR clickbaits feature The Chase and Bradley Walsh? Who gives a four letter? Or is it me? Why me? What f-wit website did I click on? Help. Drink. Feck. Gurrls.

    Absolutely no idea who/what these things are and I have no intention of googling it to find out, my clickbaits are all about kittens :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Nooooooooooo!

    Alsager claims another. I understand that it now has its own smell - it's like all the sewers of the world put together on a really hot day. The locals love it because they are so retarded that they think it makes them special.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Garry H wrote:
    What happened to Cleat?

    I heard he was lurking, waiting for any signs of intelligence on BR before returning :D

    See, Cleat, I told them :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,251
    Garry H wrote:
    What happened to Cleat?
    Claire Balding realised the error of her ways and finally said yes. After his initial euphoria he realised how wrong he was and tried to escape, only issue is she won't let him out of her dungeon.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    Garry H wrote:
    What happened to Cleat?
    He hasn't been lurking. It was a dark time of over moderation on the forum, warnings, threats and bans were rife. Cleat says he was banned but the moderators say he wasn't. Anyway, I think he'd had enough by then.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    Dear Mr T.

    Apologies if this question has been asked before but does my bum look big in this?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Q for you.

    Why is Swiss Tony in Thursday's daily thread trying to tell us to go to Malta when it is obviously a hovel?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    seanoconn wrote:
    Dear Mr T.

    Apologies if this question has been asked before but does my bum look big in this?

    If by 'this' you mean Wimbledon common, then, no :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    Q for you.

    Why is Swiss Tony in Thursday's daily thread trying to tell us to go to Malta when it is obviously a hovel?

    maybe he's lonely, driving that bus around the hovel all day, on his own, only getting a share of the £1.50 to spend on rubbish beer :D
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I must admit, it doesn't sound appealing.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,424
    I must admit, it doesn't sound appealing.


    Don't know about how it sounds, but the Mnajdra and Hagar Qim looks like the best bit
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    team47b wrote:
    I must admit, it doesn't sound appealing.


    Don't know about how it sounds, but the Mnajdra and Hagar Qim looks like the best bit

    No, take it from me, the whole place is an asshole.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Yay! It's Garry ...and he's as miserable as ever.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    G'day Garry. I'm from Alabama. Throw another executive order on the barbie.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Yay! It's Garry ...and he's as miserable as ever.

    I'm not miserable! Is that what you think?