Tonight I have mostly kidnapped a cat
Matthewfalle
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It is my cat though and it was cat napped by next door, so I've cat napped it back.
So there you go.
Has anyone else ever kidnapped any animals?
So there you go.
Has anyone else ever kidnapped any animals?
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
smithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.
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actually, you've been kidnapped by the cat, but don't worry, your feline overlord will treat you well as long as you provide food and comfiness
otherwise it'll tear your jugular, eat your eyes and then relocate on to somewhere better
moving next door was a final warning to do bettermy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0 -
Nope, skipped animals and went straight to people.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0
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My cat's eating quavers.0
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sungod wrote:actually, you've been kidnapped by the cat, but don't worry, your feline overlord will treat you well as long as you provide food and comfiness
otherwise it'll tear your jugular, eat your eyes and then relocate on to somewhere better
moving next door was a final warning to do better
This - 100%.
She rules with an iron paw. Must admit that since she went next door she's turned into a right fat waster.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Cat is prowling the MF crib. Feel kind of guilty that I've Cat napped her.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Freakin' cat has disappeared somewhere in the house - bet she wakes me up at 3 wanting to go for a cat poo or something.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Mine's playing with a hairbrush0
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Lat week I shot a squirrel with my catapult which amounts to the same thing....take your pickelf on your holibobs....
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Not really - getting your cat back and indiscriminately killing a squirrel are not really the same thing.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Not really - getting your cat back and indiscriminately killing a squirrel are not really the same thing.
Dunno - cats kill plenty of songbirds (55 million a year in the U.K., according to Mammal Society) indiscriminately - not that different.ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH0 -
meanredspider wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Not really - getting your cat back and indiscriminately killing a squirrel are not really the same thing.
Dunno - cats kill plenty of songbirds indiscriminately - not that different.
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FishFish wrote:Lat week I shot a squirrel with my catapult which amounts to the same thing.
I hope a squirrel runs across a branch, loosening a conker, which bounces of your head, causing you to look up and while not watching where you are going you trip and fall of the pavement into the road and a car mows you down ... Ar$ewipe!Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.0 -
I think a squirrel is the holy grail for cats. We once had a teeny little cat who was the most prolific hunter. She never bothered with the small stuff and only ever came home with rabbits and pigeons. Quite a sight to see here walking home with a rabbit not much smaller than her between her forelegs. She never bagged a squirrel though. I bet she looked at them and thought 'cheeky cunts'.0
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Cat has facked orf. Ungrateful shyyytbag.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I made the mistake of putting a trap down one to catch rats and it turns out it wasn't rats but a squirrel in the loft eating everything
Of course by law you are not allowed to release squirrels, they have to be destroyed, humanely, which involves shooting them, you can't drown it or freeze it. So I call the council, but the earliest they can come over is 1 1/2 weeks time. Hardly humane keeping a squirrel in a cage for that long, but it's a £1000 fine for letting it go
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Back in the day, I believe there was a bounty that you could claim from your local PO for a squirrel's tail (and other vermin, I think). It's a long long time since I read about it so I could be wrong. To some people they're lovely fluffy things and to others they're just tree rats.
ETA - http://www.greysquirrelcontrol.co.uk/hi ... ontrol.phpROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH0 -
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grey squirrels are indeed tree rats, central london is infested with them, even plain old rats are increasingly seen in daylight, as are foxes, end result of household waste having to be dumped on the streets in flimsy plastic bags awaiting collection instead of being stored in bins
had a few near misses where i thought one was going to end up jammed in the front wheel, time for a cull, i'll happily shoot the little sodsmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
