Submit your Porn film title.

part time waster
part time waster Posts: 244
edited February 2017 in The bottom bracket
Ok telly is poo.
Can we have some real or imagined ridiculous Porn film titles.
Must be funnier than countryfile.
How about " Shaving Ryan's Privates "

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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Try here

    viewtopic.php?f=30005&t=12905665&hilit=porn+parody
  • part time waster
    part time waster Posts: 244
    Apologies , must go and think up more none sense.
    Somehow putting that in the search option didn't register.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Don't apologise!
    This is BB and nobody apologises. 'Tis t'internet.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Have you ever met John Hartson?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Yeah. He told me the other day about some tw@t down the road from him who keeps stalking him.
    And the tw@t's cat keeps sh1tting in his garden.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Yeah. He told me the other day about some tw@t down the road from him who keeps stalking him.
    And the tw@t's cat keeps sh1tting in his garden.

    He told me he'd met you. Said you were crying at the time because a kestrel had just beaten you at connect four.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Feck i'm bored. Just about to watch SS GB on telly.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    I think that this is a genuine title but I seem to remember a 80's porn video called "Cum On Eileen"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,422
    crispybug2 wrote:
    I think that this is a genuine title but I seem to remember a 80's porn video called "Cum On Eileen"
    Slightly off topic but the year before last we went to a Christmas quiz night hosted by one of the recruitment agencies - the best team name by a mile was 'Quiz on my face'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,002
    I did Garry H's mum.




    Twice.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Daddy?
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,002
    Only if the buggers can swim a long way
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    crispybug2 wrote:
    I think that this is a genuine title but I seem to remember a 80's porn video called "Cum On Eileen"
    Slightly off topic but the year before last we went to a Christmas quiz night hosted by one of the recruitment agencies - the best team name by a mile was 'Quiz on my face'.

    Is Rick not in recruitment?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,422
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    crispybug2 wrote:
    I think that this is a genuine title but I seem to remember a 80's porn video called "Cum On Eileen"
    Slightly off topic but the year before last we went to a Christmas quiz night hosted by one of the recruitment agencies - the best team name by a mile was 'Quiz on my face'.

    Is Rick not in recruitment?
    I believe so. This was one of the large, successful recruitment firms :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,002
    Stevo wrote:
    a Christmas quiz night hosted by one of the recruitment agencies


    Good god...
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • Captain Fagor
    Captain Fagor Posts: 739
    I always thought the "Lucky Bastard" series was aptly named myself...

    I say that, but I genuinely haven't seen any of them!!

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