Are you a believer in Goats?

bartman100
bartman100 Posts: 544
edited December 2016 in The cake stop
Many put their faith in Goats but why can they never produce evidence of their existence?

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  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    Valentino Rossi, Micheal Phelps, Stephen Redgrave, Michael Jordan, Eddy Merckx...might help the longevity of your thread.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    No. I'm an Ibex man myself.
  • FishFish
    FishFish Posts: 2,152
    bartman100 wrote:
    Many put their knob in Goats but why can they never produce evidence of their matrimony?


    I have made your proposition fit the photographs that I have of the pair of you.
    ...take your pickelf on your holibobs.... :D

    jeez :roll:
  • LukeTC
    LukeTC Posts: 211
    Only sheeple believe in Goats
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    SmoggySteve wrote:
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver

    You're kidding, surely?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    City Boy wrote:
    SmoggySteve wrote:
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver

    You're kidding, surely?
    You are just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.
  • bbrap
    bbrap Posts: 610
    I can't listen to this, you are all a bunch of goatists. Lord Billy would not like it
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,320
    I have stared and stared and stared at many a goat. Nothing happened.

    Goats are good for turning Savannah into desert. They are also good for kebabs and Chamois leather. So in a crossover thread sort of way "Shoot a goat for Africa".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    I have stared and stared and stared at many a goat. Nothing happened.

    Goats are good for turning Savannah into desert. They are also good for kebabs and Chamois leather. So in a crossover thread sort of way "Shoot a goat for Africa".

    Whoa, steady on there! This is a sensitive subject that needs treated with kid gloves.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,320
    At the Stranraer Sherriffs court today, a man was fined £50 for shagging a goat. Another man was fined £25 for acting the goat.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Pinno wrote:
    . Another man was fined £25 for acting the goat.
    Is that a part in Macbeth.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    What would a Templar say?
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Leave it to the Knights of St John.
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Webboo wrote:
    City Boy wrote:
    SmoggySteve wrote:
    I'm a goat fearing person. I guess I'm just scared of the possible ram-ifications in being a non baaleaver

    You're kidding, surely?
    You are just trying to pull the wool over our eyes.

    Sorry. Not got time to reply im on the lam.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Treating this very sensitive subject so glibly is doing nothing for my angora management.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    See them follow Him like sheep

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  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    He's not the goat, he's just a very naughty kid
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....

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