Inexplicable crushes

secretsam
secretsam Posts: 5,098
edited August 2019 in The cake stop
I don't like "toned" women on the whole - doesn't do it for me - but I have a bit of a thing about Laura Trott.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,297
    Lucan2 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A naked Sarto Seta please.

    Did anyone else google 'Sarto Seta' to see what she looks like?

    No? Just me then :(
    Was it Piña that got arrested in a Scottish hotel room for committing an indecent act with such a thing?
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  • Thick Mike
    Thick Mike Posts: 337
    Lucan2 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    MrB123 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    This thread is rubbish. Hardly any of these are inexplicable. I was hoping for more of the likes of Edwina Currie!

    You're right. It's about time everyone unleashed their darkest, most deviant desires.

    A naked Sarto Seta please.

    Did anyone else google 'Sarto Seta' to see what she looks like?

    No? Just me then :(

    Me too... :oops:
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,480
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Lucan2 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A naked Sarto Seta please.

    Did anyone else google 'Sarto Seta' to see what she looks like?

    No? Just me then :(
    Was it Piña that got arrested in a Scottish hotel room for committing an indecent act with such a thing?

    :shock: :shock:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... enced.html

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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Sarah Beeny (her off property ladder) had a weird crush on her since my uni days!
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  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Slowmart wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Lucan2 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    A naked Sarto Seta please.

    Did anyone else google 'Sarto Seta' to see what she looks like?

    No? Just me then :(
    Was it Piña that got arrested in a Scottish hotel room for committing an indecent act with such a thing?

    :shock: :shock:
    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... enced.html

    Oc I the nu said the cycle-sexualist

    Right part of the country for Pinno as well!!!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Sarah Beeny (her off property ladder) had a weird crush on her since my uni days!

    Again, not entirely unexplicable.

    Patricia Routledge anybody?
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,479
    FocusZing wrote:
    Natasha Raskin from celebrity road trip. I like her accent, fun personality, shes naturally attractive.

    Have you mentioned the Judy Murray feelings on this thread?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pross wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    Natasha Raskin from celebrity road trip. I like her accent, fun personality, shes naturally attractive.

    Have you mentioned the Judy Murray feelings on this thread?

    There are limits. She looks like a craggy Skeletor who had a crap paper round when she was young.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Oi. The man has no standards; there's no way I would shag an Apollo.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    And she's a rubbish dancer. Yeah, yah boo to her.

    Natasha Kaplinsky BBC tv news reader woman.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,479
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    FocusZing wrote:
    Natasha Raskin from celebrity road trip. I like her accent, fun personality, shes naturally attractive.

    Have you mentioned the Judy Murray feelings on this thread?

    There are limits. She looks like a craggy Skeletor who had a crap paper round when she was young.

    He's posted what he'd like to do to her in the SPOTY thread in Pro Race, it's probably too much for the easily shocked Cake Stop crew though!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi. The man has no standards; there's no way I would shag an Apollo.

    Apologies, just realised I did you an injustice above. I accused you of being from Ayrshire.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi. The man has no standards; there's no way I would shag an Apollo.

    Apologies, just realised I did you an injustice above. I accused you of being from Ayrshire.

    Death to all Ayrshire pigs, especially bike molesters. (There is a joke in there).
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Should anyone post that they have a crush on the ginger bird from the battle recreation programme on Beeb 2 that is on now then God help us all ......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi. The man has no standards; there's no way I would shag an Apollo.

    Apologies, just realised I did you an injustice above. I accused you of being from Ayrshire.

    Death to all Ayrshire pigs, especially bike molesters. (There is a joke in there).

    I got it.
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    And she's a rubbish dancer. Yeah, yah boo to her.

    Natasha Kaplinsky BBC tv news reader woman.

    Woah. Natasha Kaplinsky is still stunning
    Especially when she wears them black rimmed specs. Her big pouty lips do it for me. She's in my Naked jacuzzi dream with Suzanna Reid and Sarah Jane Mee.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Chubby lass that reads the weather on BBC scotland
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    Garry H wrote:
    Chubby lass that reads the weather on BBC scotland

    Can you narrow it down ? Chubby Scot......hardly distinguishing atrubutes
  • Thick Mike
    Thick Mike Posts: 337
    Any woman off Newsnight, especially Kirsty Wark and Martha Kearney...but Emily Maitliss at a push.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,321
    Garry H wrote:
    Chubby lass that reads the weather on BBC scotland

    Which one, they are all chubby?
    Funny that. Me and the OH were talking about the awful outfits the Scottish weather girls (have to?) wear. It doesn't do them any favours. 3 of them on the trot left on maternity leave. We did 'bump watch' previously, so they must be in high demand.
    Judith Raiston, with that odd voice over? That is definitely an inexplicable crush and quite frankly, you need help.
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  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    type:epyt wrote:
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    Lucy Worsley

    Until you notice she looks like Chris Froome in drag ...

    Aaarggh! You've ruined it for me now you b*stard.....
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  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    Lucy Worsley
    Agree. I will watch anything with Lucy in it. Much to my OHs annoyance.

    There's just something inexplicably....dirty....about her that I can't quite put my finger on. Though I would like to....
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  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    Judith Ralston, especially when dressed as 'Miss Whiplash'

    Jackie Bird (truly terrifying without makeup, and a close second in the Skeletor stakes to JM)

    Rapunzel out of Tangled. For that matter, any number of cartoon Princesses.... :mrgreen:
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  • Blacktemplar
    Blacktemplar Posts: 713
    Garry H wrote:
    Chubby lass that reads the weather on BBC scotland

    Kawser Quamer?
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  • LukeTC
    LukeTC Posts: 211
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    Lucy Worsley
    Agree. I will watch anything with Lucy in it. Much to my OHs annoyance.

    There's just something inexplicably....dirty....about her that I can't quite put my finger in. Though I would like to....
    Fixed that for you :lol:
  • john_kline
    john_kline Posts: 2,151
    Katie Hopkins
    Vanessa Feltz
    Caroline Quentin
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    Martine Croxall - (evening newsreader on BBC News, does the Papers preview).

    Again, not really inexplicable.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Chubby lass that reads the weather on BBC scotland

    Which one, they are all chubby?
    Funny that. Me and the OH were talking about the awful outfits the Scottish weather girls (have to?) wear. It doesn't do them any favours. 3 of them on the trot left on maternity leave. We did 'bump watch' previously, so they must be in high demand.
    Judith Raiston, with that odd voice over? That is definitely an inexplicable crush and quite frankly, you need help.

    Aye, that's her, Judith Ralston. Looks like she has loose morals.

    You must've been thinking along the same lines...
  • bikes`n`guns
    bikes`n`guns Posts: 959
    Auntie Judith ?

    Oh yes
    Trek,,,, too cool for school ,, apparently
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Blacktemplar wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Chubby lass that reads the weather on BBC scotland

    Kawser Quamer?

    Had to google that one. Again, not inexplicable enough. Just looks like she's had one too many fish suppers.

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