The 'if you had a man servant' thread...

pinno
pinno Posts: 51,325
edited July 2015 in The bottom bracket
I'd get him to clean the car.
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  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Clean my bikes
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  • lostboysaint
    lostboysaint Posts: 4,250
    What do you mean "if"?
    Trail fun - Transition Bandit
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,007
    He could take the flack from the lion kill.
    Advocate of disc brakes.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,944
    If I had a man servant, he'd die of boredom.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    I would be able to pay him well above average wages to buttle for me.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I do. The tw4t lost all my kit at the weekend. I now have some of the more quite important parts of my life spread out across Europe.

    I think I may shoot him.

    Seriously though, having staff is great - I don't understand why more people don't do it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Arran, I need my bikes cleaning and my horse grooming. Hop to it
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  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,954
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668207#p19668207]sa0u823e[/url] wrote:
    Arran, I need my bikes cleaning and my horse grooming. Hop to it

    You've read about Arrans approach to work, right? What timescale did you have in mind?
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    better than my timescale, mine is never
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    Do work minions count?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668041#p19668041]sa0u823e[/url] wrote:
    Clean my bikes

    This
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Nah they get to leave at set(ish) times and visit HR when you are seen oggling
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    It would have to be a 'woman servant' with special 'qualifications'.
    My missus would NOT have any part to play in the selection process.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668444#p19668444]Ballysmate[/url] wrote:
    It would have to be a 'woman servant' with special 'qualifications'.
    My missus would NOT have any part to play in the selection process.

    You are a wishful thinker Bally but then so was the Virgin Mary.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668448#p19668448]pinarello001[/url] wrote:
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668444#p19668444]Ballysmate[/url] wrote:
    It would have to be a 'woman servant' with special 'qualifications'.
    My missus would NOT have any part to play in the selection process.

    You are a wishful thinker Bally but then so was the Virgin Mary.

    Joseph was a gullible tw@t.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,459
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668444#p19668444]Ballysmate[/url] wrote:
    It would have to be a 'woman servant' with special 'qualifications'.
    My missus would NOT have any part to play in the selection process.
    First time I've heard them called that.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • VTech
    VTech Posts: 4,736
    My son has just finished college so I now have a full time man servant for the foreseeable and its great as he loves doing things for me. I love his company which is awesome as well and he understands me very well.
    I am spending more time abroad these days so having him with me kills boredom as well.
    As for having a P/A or "usual" manservant goes, it always seems to be far better in thought that it actually is in reality. It is always hard to spend so much time with someone who does it for a job as they can't ever really be as close as a great friend or family member and you also have various protocols to adapt too which can/does take the shine off the idea.
    Living MY dream.
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Leave it!
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668207#p19668207]sa0u823e[/url] wrote:
    Arran, I need my bikes cleaning and my horse grooming. Hop to it

    W@nker :P
    verylonglegs wrote:
    [url=<span class= wrote:
    sa0u823e[/url]"]Arran, I need my bikes cleaning and my horse grooming. Hop to it

    You've read about Arrans approach to work, right? What timescale did you have in mind?

    :lol::lol::lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668602#p19668602]team47b[/url] wrote:
    Leave it!

    :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,325
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19668505#p19668505]VTech[/url] wrote:
    My son has just finished college so I now have a full time man servant for the foreseeable and its great as he loves doing things for me. I love his company which is awesome as well and he understands me very well.
    I am spending more time abroad these days so having him with me kills boredom as well.
    As for having a P/A or "usual" manservant goes, it always seems to be far better in thought that it actually is in reality. It is always hard to spend so much time with someone who does it for a job as they can't ever really be as close as a great friend or family member and you also have various protocols to adapt too which can/does take the shine off the idea.

    Is he called Friday?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • my_grandadʹs_bike
    my_grandadʹs_bike Posts: 1,300
    I'd have them write out all my posts on this forum as I often think I have something to add but can then never be ars** to tap it out on the iPad.

    Perhaps in the style of Vtech I could pay one of my tech savvy kids to do it

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