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Matthewfalle
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See - told you all it would work 
One day I shall rule all. Then tell them all to bugger orf.
One day I shall rule all. Then tell them all to bugger orf.
Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour
smithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.
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Nice one, like shootin' fish in a barrel my isetta is a 300cc bike0
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When they suddenly wake up to it, you may find yourself in a similar situation to 'The man who would be King'.
In uniform too, quite apt reallyseanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
There are some people who are just beyond help...Advocate of disc brakes.0
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There are some people who are just beyond help...
There are also fish who snap at anything that goes past their noses, regardless.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I have a feeling were talking about the same fish.Advocate of disc brakes.0
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Are we talking team kit on children or exercising your dog while cycling??0
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Thank you.
I'm busy over the next couple of days but probably resume my empire building on Monday. Also gives me time to think up new material Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
I should do this stuff for a living.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
I should do this stuff for a living.
You should think about getting a life if this is what you do to entertain yourself.
Don't be cross - it makes you ugly inside.
Why the insults? I honestly, honestly don't know what you are talking about. Please don't be rude any more. It's not nice.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
See - told you all it would work
One day I shall rule all. Then tell them all to bugger orf.
When you speak to the plebs do you speak of yourself in the third person?
“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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See - told you all it would work
One day I shall rule all. Then tell them all to bugger orf.
When you speak to the plebs do you speak of yourself in the third person?
One must one feels to maintain one's self.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Please keep maintaining yourself, to yourself!The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
I thought that Pro Race was the only area* of the BR forum that was in real dire need of some Marijuana until I posted a few times in Road General. I think Mathewfalle is a metaphorical spliff. Inhale deeply.
Cycling is fun. Why can't the forums be more fun?
Commuting aside, those guy's are beyond retrieval.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
I should do this stuff for a living.
You should think about getting a life if this is what you do to entertain yourself.
Don't be cross - it makes you ugly inside.
Why the insults? I honestly, honestly don't know what you are talking about. Please don't be rude any more. It's not nice.
So, you've conveniently deleted the post here where you wrote something like:
"I will put one insipid post a day on Road General and take the p*ss, so that I can snigger at the replies I get with the cool kids here"
Bizarrely enough, I can honestly say, hand on heart and swear on TDLO's life that I have never posted that on this thread. Ever.
V69: as a mod, please can you confirm that I have never deleted anything from this thread here.
Joe 90: I don't know why you have this anger in you - my instructors at Calvi used to look at people who turned up with this inner anger and tell them that there is no settled man who has an unsettled heart. I learnt that it is better to channel your unsettled chakras into an area of more contentment and light, one where you can, in an almost post coital way, separate your being from your wants, desires and (perceived/perceptible) needs and approach enlightenment.
If you want, pm me and I will try and help. Only you can make the first move forward.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
I should do this stuff for a living.
You should think about getting a life if this is what you do to entertain yourself.
Don't be cross - it makes you ugly inside.
Why the insults? I honestly, honestly don't know what you are talking about. Please don't be rude any more. It's not nice.
So, you've conveniently deleted the post here where you wrote something like:
"I will put one insipid post a day on Road General and take the p*ss, so that I can snigger at the replies I get with the cool kids here"
Bizarrely enough, I can honestly say, hand on heart and swear on TDLO's life that I have never posted that on this thread. Ever.
V69: as a mod, please can you confirm that I have never deleted anything from this thread here.
Joe 90: I don't know why you have this anger in you - my instructors at Calvi used to look at people who turned up with this inner anger and tell them that there is no settled man who has an unsettled heart. I learnt that it is better to channel your unsettled chakras into an area of more contentment and light, one where you can, in an almost post coital way, separate your being from your wants, desires and (perceived/perceptible) needs and approach enlightenment.
If you want, pm me and I will try and help. Only you can make the first move forward.
Shaddup please. I nearly pi$$ed myself laughing at that bollox. You need help mate but don't get fixed too quickly. seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Seems like one little fishy has jumped out of the barrel and straight into the frying pan "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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Seems like one little fishy has jumped out of the barrel and straight into the frying pan
To be deep fried in anja chakra.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Another way of looking at it is that life, and your inner self/soul/desires and wants are like a beet, an acorn, a grain of wheat or barley that open to reaping, grinding, kneading into a being, a force that can both satisfy the human desire for energy, education, culture, morale enhancement and the struggle to, at the upmost, be oneself.
Inshallah', we can find this. we have to look further than at our physical, moral, emotional selves. joe 90 is one we look at: at first read he has a cold, callousness about him, bought on by a youthful outlook and an upbringing in a deprived area, devoid of love, warmth, education and a feeling caring desire of security.
Inshallah' we can help him. The diaspora of emotionality he finds himself in - the anger he portrays - the anger he almost feels, lives, eats and sweats, the punishment he gives himself every night in bed trying to cleanse his loins of this feeling of hurt and dirtiness. We can help him if only he wants to be helped.
An old friend of mine who used to run a market stall in Mogadishu said that there "is no greater heart than that which has been cleansed of fear, hatred and youthful ignorance". I feel that this does apply to Joe 90 and I, for one, am willing to help.
Inshallah' we shall be successful.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
I should do this stuff for a living.
You should think about getting a life if this is what you do to entertain yourself.
Don't be cross - it makes you ugly inside.
Why the insults? I honestly, honestly don't know what you are talking about. Please don't be rude any more. It's not nice.
So, you've conveniently deleted the post here where you wrote something like:
"I will put one insipid post a day on Road General and take the p*ss, so that I can snigger at the replies I get with the cool kids here"
Bizarrely enough, I can honestly say, hand on heart and swear on TDLO's life that I have never posted that on this thread. Ever.
V69: as a mod, please can you confirm that I have never deleted anything from this thread here.
Joe 90: I don't know why you have this anger in you - my instructors at Calvi used to look at people who turned up with this inner anger and tell them that there is no settled man who has an unsettled heart. I learnt that it is better to channel your unsettled chakras into an area of more contentment and light, one where you can, in an almost post coital way, separate your being from your wants, desires and (perceived/perceptible) needs and approach enlightenment.
If you want, pm me and I will try and help. Only you can make the first move forward.
So you're not a battle hardened medic but really Chris Martin who is in post recovery from conscious uncoupling from Gwyneth. Hows it going and WTF are you doing frequenting a forum of cyclists and Stevo? “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”
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Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
Hows it going and WTF are you doing frequenting a forum of cyclists and Stevo?
That is about as apt a statement as you will ever get in here. I know it's not saying much but still.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Even though I say so myself, I'm a fukkking genius.
I should do this stuff for a living.
You should think about getting a life if this is what you do to entertain yourself.
Don't be cross - it makes you ugly inside.
Why the insults? I honestly, honestly don't know what you are talking about. Please don't be rude any more. It's not nice.
So, you've conveniently deleted the post here where you wrote something like:
"I will put one insipid post a day on Road General and take the p*ss, so that I can snigger at the replies I get with the cool kids here"
Bizarrely enough, I can honestly say, hand on heart and swear on TDLO's life that I have never posted that on this thread. Ever.
V69: as a mod, please can you confirm that I have never deleted anything from this thread here.
Joe 90: I don't know why you have this anger in you - my instructors at Calvi used to look at people who turned up with this inner anger and tell them that there is no settled man who has an unsettled heart. I learnt that it is better to channel your unsettled chakras into an area of more contentment and light, one where you can, in an almost post coital way, separate your being from your wants, desires and (perceived/perceptible) needs and approach enlightenment.
If you want, pm me and I will try and help. Only you can make the first move forward. go on then V69 confirm that he has never deleted anything from this thread, and we'll see if there is more than one liar here.
Italian's are good at cooking, making wine and bicycles but sh1t at time travel.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I'm a terrible cook and worse at time travel, but no posts have been deleted from this thread.0
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I'm a terrible cook and worse at time travel, but no posts have been deleted from this thread.
'Bottom Bracket gate'... A cover up of this scale would put Nixon in the shade.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
As salamu alaykum.
Oh, so now you "remember" it's "from a different thread".
So you've called me a liar, called V69 a liar, been found out and now you running around trying to find a smoking gun. Are you really Tony B.Liar?
V69: thank you very much for your help so far - very much appreciated - but I don't think we need to bother anymore. Joe 90 will just go on and on and on so let's not waste our time. No matter what evidence we give him he's gotten kinda, well, obsessed.
I actually feel, to a certain extent, quite flattered that Joe 90 has been stalking me across the forums looking at all my posts - admittedly it's a bit (very?) weird but kinda flattering nonetheless.
Joe 90: I'm happy to print off some of my best one liners and have them bound up for you if you like. There was one about Bob Marley and a Jamaican farmyard vehicle a few years ago that that still brings a smile to me. And don't forget Mumsnet. Aaaah, who could forget Mumsnet?
If anything you now need to apologise to V69 and thank him for the above confirmation.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
No need to apologise, I don't take things on here too seriously. It's only an Internet forum and not worth getting stressed over. I recommend reading posts with a smile on your face a twinkle in your eye and a healthy dose of cynicism.
Apologies to V68 if nothing was deleted from this thread.0 -
No need to apologise, I don't take things on here too seriously. It's only an Internet forum and not worth getting stressed over. I recommend reading posts with a smile on your face a twinkle in your eye and a healthy dose of cynicism.
Apologies to V68 if nothing was deleted from this thread.
Top modding I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles0 -
+1[url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19635585#p19635585]SloppySchleckonds[/url] wrote:
No need to apologise, I don't take things on here too seriously. It's only an Internet forum and not worth getting stressed over. I recommend reading posts with a smile on your face a twinkle in your eye and a healthy dose of cynicism.
Apologies to V68 if nothing was deleted from this thread.
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We need to work out how to replicate him "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Oh, so now you "remember" it's "from a different thread".
Yes, I remember - here it is:I have also decided to start really insipid threads in Road General to try and lull them into a false of security before destroying them whilst also pushing up my post count.
I think one middle of the road fairly wet thread a day should do the job.
I called you a liar because you said 'you honestly didn't know what I was talking about', when obviously you did.
Apologies to V68 if nothing was deleted from this thread.
Oh - that post. Ok, there it is. But bizarrely enough, being Italian I feel neither guilt nor give a shyyt. Good stalking though (if a tad weird). Can we employ you to find Lord Lucan or Mo Faarah's door knocker so he doesn't miss any more drug tests?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Oh, so now you "remember" it's "from a different thread".
Yes, I remember - here it is:I have also decided to start really insipid threads in Road General to try and lull them into a false of security before destroying them whilst also pushing up my post count.
I think one middle of the road fairly wet thread a day should do the job.
I called you a liar because you said 'you honestly didn't know what I was talking about', when obviously you did.
Apologies to V68 if nothing was deleted from this thread.
Oh - that post. Ok, there it is. But bizarrely enough, being Italian I feel neither guilt nor give a shyyt. Good stalking though (if a tad weird). Can we employ you to find Lord Lucan or Mo Faarah's door knocker so he doesn't miss any more drug tests?
Would it not be better to bring him into the fold, the Roadie dark side? If you convert him through proper and rigorous indoctrination, you could send him back to Le Generale Road as an Agent Provocateur.
Soz but my Italian is shyte but my French is marginally better.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
