"Oh no, not another hair thread"

mpatts
mpatts Posts: 1,010
edited April 2015 in Road general
This one is a bit different.

I get my hair cut and a mildly trendy place, as they give you nice coffee in the day, beer in the evening, and I don't have to ask what I want. I just sit down, beer in hand, and let the lady loose on the barnet.

I returned the other day and realised I now have a 'marcel kittel' do - which apparently is all the rage with the kids.

The question is - will this now improve my sprint?
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Having done a quick image search, I think it could also be described as a 'Robbie Savage'
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  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    I am pleased and disturbed by the Robbie Savage. Does this mean I will now be good at football and ballroom dancing? if so, excellent.
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  • lakesluddite
    lakesluddite Posts: 1,337
    mpatts wrote:
    I am pleased and disturbed by the Robbie Savage. Does this mean I will now be good at football and ballroom dancing? if so, excellent.

    No - it means you'll be mediocre at both.
  • mpatts wrote:
    This one is a bit different.

    I get my hair cut and a mildly trendy place, as they give you nice coffee in the day, beer in the evening, and I don't have to ask what I want. I just sit down, beer in hand, and let the lady loose on the barnet.

    I returned the other day and realised I now have a 'marcel kittel' do - which apparently is all the rage with the kids.

    The question is - will this now improve my sprint?

    admit it - it's really just a pub and a mad old drunk woman wandering around with a pair of scissors?
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    mpatts wrote:
    Does this mean I will now be good at football and ballroom dancing? if so, excellent.

    good? are you sure you know who Robbie Savage is?
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    Chris Bass wrote:
    mpatts wrote:
    Does this mean I will now be good at football and ballroom dancing? if so, excellent.

    good? are you sure you know who Robbie Savage is?

    Well, better than me.
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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    haha, fair enough.

    In fairness (and i'm almost regretting typing this already) I quite like Robbie Savage, he's a bit of a fool but will probably be the first to admit it!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • BrandonA
    BrandonA Posts: 553
    No.
  • peat
    peat Posts: 1,242
    Don't hair cuttings get into your pint?
  • mpatts
    mpatts Posts: 1,010
    Peat wrote:
    Don't hair cuttings get into your pint?

    they serve it in bottles, hasn't been an issue so far.
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  • On a serious note, my barber gives us drinks too. If you reach for the drink he stops cutting until you've had your drink. It's great.
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    Might as well get the barber to do your legs with the clipper while you're there :D
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