Bit of a fall...

Sitting here at home bored and really annoyed at the fact I could be off my bike for a few weeks....
Went out for a nice ride yesterday evening mostly off road a nice little loop up and around bignor hill, some great climbs, good track and some decent downhill runs which all went fine and no problems at all.
After the off road I then had a section of road to go through before getting back off road on the way home this is where it all went a bit wrong, I turned right into a side road and as I did the bike shot out from under me it turns out as I went to turn the front tyre lost all pressure! What a bad time for a puncture!
Nicely cut knee and elbow but the worse part is that I dislocated my right shoulder talk about bad luck!
Anyone else had any stupid accidents?
Went out for a nice ride yesterday evening mostly off road a nice little loop up and around bignor hill, some great climbs, good track and some decent downhill runs which all went fine and no problems at all.
After the off road I then had a section of road to go through before getting back off road on the way home this is where it all went a bit wrong, I turned right into a side road and as I did the bike shot out from under me it turns out as I went to turn the front tyre lost all pressure! What a bad time for a puncture!

Nicely cut knee and elbow but the worse part is that I dislocated my right shoulder talk about bad luck!

Anyone else had any stupid accidents?
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* two girls pushing up past a small jump I'm coming down and launch with one hand on the bars all cool like and land crossed-up
* more ladies, this time sessioning a step-up they stand aside as I hit it at full speed, catch my baggies on the shifter and topple over
* icy section of boardwalk again with some wiser bikers as an audience. I have never fallen off so quickly
* out of the trees and across a fireroad at the precise moment a group of schoolchildren are walking along. I missed the first two or three then one of them turned and I caught my bars on their bag strap and down we went.
* more boardwalk this time with a steep drop on one side. Overbalanced, over the side, land on my back with the bike cartwheeling towards me just manage to turn aside James Bond stylee
Roots under wet leaves is another regular as is overshooting berms and misjudging tree gaps
After sessioning the ladder drop at Gawton we were rolling back to the car park at low speed, I slipped on a root and mashed my shoulder in to a rock resulting in a broken arm, broken collar bone, separated shoulder and fractured shoulder blade!
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Glad it's not just me that manages silly accidents, although when I removed the tyre earlier to check the tube for punctures (found at least 3 small ones so no idea what I went over) the tyre felt really thin they're nobbly nic just wondering if it's worth replacing for something a little more durable?
Many others that could be mentioned, but that is the stupidest on my part.
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