Most Crass Fanboy stuff

navrig2
navrig2 Posts: 1,844
edited August 2014 in The bottom bracket
What is the most crass thing for sale in the world of cycling?

Got to be something like this:

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    He is actually that small in real life
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    arran77 wrote:
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    Doesn't count. It must actually be for sale and Fire Sales don't count.
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    It is, you can buy mine :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    arran77 wrote:
    It is, you can buy mine :P

    :shock:
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Navrig2 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    It is, you can buy mine :P

    :shock:

    Lance Armstrong's 'It's Not About The Bike' book ya little pervert :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Navrig2 wrote:
    What is the most crass thing for sale in the world of cycling?

    Got to be something like this:


    And where would one purchase such a fine item...?


    I mean, I wouldn't, but a friend of mine might want too. :?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Navrig2 wrote:
    What is the most crass thing for sale in the world of cycling?

    Got to be something like this:

    cat-26_prod-44_7b99d6f096b919837e2be767e35f7338.jpg

    Its like a really small cokkk ring with a dick already attached.......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • gethinceri
    gethinceri Posts: 1,519
    Damn, thought this was a music thread.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,369
    Gethinceri wrote:
    Damn, thought this was a music thread.

    Fanboy not Funboy 3.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • gethinceri
    gethinceri Posts: 1,519
    Different attitude.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Gethinceri wrote:
    Damn, thought this was a music thread.



    Just got 'Feeding Of The 5000' up on youtube.......my youth comes back to haunt me........enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAHU5-pS_A
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    Colinthecop wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    What is the most crass thing for sale in the world of cycling?

    Got to be something like this:


    And where would one purchase such a fine item...?


    I mean, I wouldn't, but a friend of mine might want too. :?


    From the OPQS website. It's an official piece of pro-kit.
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    How about this?

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,369
    crispybug2 wrote:
    Gethinceri wrote:
    Damn, thought this was a music thread.



    Just got 'Feeding Of The 5000' up on youtube.......my youth comes back to haunt me........enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAHU5-pS_A

    Was that a youth spent in an asylum?, gave up at 1min 30 seconds. No wonder it haunted you.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    How about this?

    2.jpg

    That's pretty crass but can you buy it?
  • gethinceri
    gethinceri Posts: 1,519
    pinarello001 wrote:
    crispybug2 wrote:
    Gethinceri wrote:
    Damn, thought this was a music thread.



    Just got 'Feeding Of The 5000' up on youtube.......my youth comes back to haunt me........enjoy!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKAHU5-pS_A

    Was that a youth spent in an asylum?, gave up at 1min 30 seconds. No wonder it haunted you.

    Yep, a "Reality Asylum"
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    I may have found something almost as crass.

    Sold by a well known apparel company for £80!! FFS the last pair of jeans I bought came with a similr thing for free.

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  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    The jury is still out on this one -

    Branded Carbon Fibre drinks coasters....

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    No, on reflection, it's cool. I've just ordered 6 S-Works ones, a bargain at a smidge over £100. I just need to find 5 friends now.... :?
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    Colinthecop wrote:
    The jury is still out on this one -

    Branded Carbon Fibre drinks coasters....

    $_57.JPG


    No, on reflection, it's cool. I've just ordered 6 S-Works ones, a bargain at a smidge over £100. I just need to find 5 friends now.... :?

    Just don't spill any caffeine on them. Caffeine eats carbon.

    And before you start the Formula1 cars argument, when was the last time you saw Jensen Button drinking a latte whilst driving his race car? Never I'll bet, and there is a reason for that.
  • lawrences
    lawrences Posts: 1,011
    Everything eats carbon but carbon doesn't eat anything.

    I wan't a bike that comes with the warning "don't leave it alone in the garage, it'll eat the f'ing car"
  • infineto
    infineto Posts: 11
    Navrig2 wrote:
    I may have found something almost as crass.

    Sold by a well known apparel company for £80!! FFS the last pair of jeans I bought came with a similr thing for free.

    WBT01-Product-SS14-02.jpg_MEDIUM
    just bought one very similar for 5 euros in tenerife
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,369
    lawrences wrote:
    Everything eats carbon but carbon doesn't eat anything.

    I wan't a bike that comes with the warning "don't leave it alone in the garage, it'll eat the f'ing car"

    :D

    @Colinthecop - 5!! in a remote corner of the Highlands? I wish you luck.




    PS Would you have a combo of Stewarts and Campbells in the line up? You might have to.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Colinthecop
    Colinthecop Posts: 996
    Only if they're big enough to use as shields... :lol:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    infineto wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    I may have found something almost as crass.

    Sold by a well known apparel company for £80!! FFS the last pair of jeans I bought came with a similr thing for free.

    WBT01-Product-SS14-02.jpg_MEDIUM
    just bought one very similar for 5 euros in tenerife

    I got that exact belt (I think) for my bday.

    Where's it from? Mine has no markings.
  • navrig2
    navrig2 Posts: 1,844
    coriordan wrote:
    infineto wrote:
    Navrig2 wrote:
    I may have found something almost as crass.

    Sold by a well known apparel company for £80!! FFS the last pair of jeans I bought came with a similr thing for free.

    WBT01-Product-SS14-02.jpg_MEDIUM
    just bought one very similar for 5 euros in tenerife

    I got that exact belt (I think) for my bday.

    Where's it from? Mine has no markings.

    They seem to have changed the colour scheme:

    http://www.rapha.cc/gb/en/shop/rapha-belt/product/BLT02

    BLT02-SS14-Rapha-Woven-Belt-Front.jpg_MEDIUM
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Just got home. Mines not QUITE the same colour (no light blue) otherwise identical. Also doesn't say rapha
  • ugo.santalucia
    ugo.santalucia Posts: 28,272
    I'm saving towards a pair of these

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    160 quid... mental!
    left the forum March 2023
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,369
    ^...and a Seven 11 outfit?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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