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Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,806
edited May 2014 in The bottom bracket
Anybody who fancies flouncing or genuinely leaving, leave your name on this thread.

It'll just keep everything neat and tidy. :lol:
Tail end Charlie

The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.

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  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,053
    Just to keep you load of plebites informed I'm staying as its like a local village community


    More like care in the community if you thought about it with some "villagers" vying for the village idiot award.

    Shagger Sean seems happy roaring up all the bored housewives and proves himself not to be too shallow as he shows indifference to looks, age or size. V tech is in his Manor on the hill with staff polishing his cars. V Tech also runs the local bakery and knocking shop which prove financially sound and recession proof businesses. Stevo works for V Tech ensuring V Techs gains remain out of reach of the taxman. His plan to shut the local factory and offshore the labour to an unregulated, cheap and child unfriendly factory has made a nice return. Meanwhile Nathon and sloppy are often seen selling the Big Issue and protesting against fracking, banks, big business, little businesses and sole traders while plotting a communist state where we are all equal except for party members.

    Pino does the recycling and employs the otherwise unemployable but he keeps a tight rein on them and offers out their additional skillsets as window lickers as a service for window cleaners or domestic cleaning.

    Bally is the true environmentalist, living in a hole in the ground, killing what he eats and has changed his name from Basil to Bally after being scarred for life at school.


    If I've missed anyone please add their/my profile to the village but I need to get back to doing the day job....
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,053
    I didn't know fracking was a banned word on here.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,053
    Why the censored should f r a c k i n g be banned as a word. :roll:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    Fr-ac-king is used instead of f-uc-king all through Battlestar Gallactica, so guess it is some sort of American thing.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    nathancom wrote:
    Fr-ac-king is used instead of f-uc-king all through Battlestar Gallactica, so guess it is some sort of American thing.

    Fr-ac-king Americans :roll:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,065
    Ha! The village flasher didn't get a mention ^^
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    arran77 wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    Fr-ac-king is used instead of f-uc-king all through Battlestar Gallactica, so guess it is some sort of American thing.

    Fr-ac-king Americans :roll:
    censored

    not you! (well maybe...) must be an American swear filter. We need to switch to French or something.
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,682 Lives Here
    The problem with this thread is that those that are declaring their departure are just attention seeking whores so have to have their own thread to satisfy the whining twunts' sense of self importance. They actually have no intention of leaving they have a flounce in the hope that other people will post on their thread how wonderful they are. Then they check progress to massage their overinflated egos.
    Right I'm going to start a flouncing thread on the fact that I'm leaving because that barsteward Slowmart left me out of his virtual village.
  • slowmartslowmart Posts: 4,053
    veronese68 wrote:
    The problem with this thread is that those that are declaring their departure are just attention seeking whores so have to have their own thread to satisfy the whining twunts' sense of self importance. They actually have no intention of leaving they have a flounce in the hope that other people will post on their thread how wonderful they are. Then they check progress to massage their overinflated egos.
    Right I'm going to start a flouncing thread on the fact that I'm leaving because that barsteward Slowmart left me out of his virtual village.


    Your there but un-noticed. I don't know which is worse :wink:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    nathancom wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    Fr-ac-king is used instead of f-uc-king all through Battlestar Gallactica, so guess it is some sort of American thing.

    Fr-ac-king Americans :roll:
    censored

    not you! (well maybe...) must be an American swear filter. We need to switch to French or something.

    censored :P

    But what did I really call you :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • veronese68veronese68 Posts: 23,682 Lives Here
    slowmart wrote:
    veronese68 wrote:
    The problem with this thread is that those that are declaring their departure are just attention seeking whores so have to have their own thread to satisfy the whining twunts' sense of self importance. They actually have no intention of leaving they have a flounce in the hope that other people will post on their thread how wonderful they are. Then they check progress to massage their overinflated egos.
    Right I'm going to start a flouncing thread on the fact that I'm leaving because that barsteward Slowmart left me out of his virtual village.


    Your there but un-noticed. I don't know which is worse :wink:
    Oooh, you censored . Flounces off for a while
  • nathancomnathancom Posts: 1,567
    arran77 wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    nathancom wrote:
    Fr-ac-king is used instead of f-uc-king all through Battlestar Gallactica, so guess it is some sort of American thing.

    Fr-ac-king Americans :roll:
    censored

    not you! (well maybe...) must be an American swear filter. We need to switch to French or something.

    rubber :P

    But what did I really call you :wink:
    Haha I tried that one first
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 44,549
    Well, 15 minutes of fame thanks to Slowmart :)

    I did get quite hopeful when I saw the title and the OP mind :wink:
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Frank the tankFrank the tank Posts: 6,806
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well, 15 minutes of fame thanks to Slowmart :)

    I did get quite hopeful when I saw the title and the OP mind :wink:
    Stevo, watch it else I will flounce, no, I mean it, I'll flounce. :wink:

    As for "Slowmart" and his virtual village he can stuff it, I've enough on being the idiot in a real village. :roll: Well, it's more of a town now but to my eternal pride I still hold the crown despite some serious competion from "Random man". :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,047
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well, 15 minutes of fame thanks to Slowmart :)

    I did get quite hopeful when I saw the title and the OP mind :wink:
    Stevo, watch it else I will flounce, no, I mean it, I'll flounce. :wink:

    As for "Slowmart" and his virtual village he can stuff it, I've enough on being the idiot in a real village. :roll: Well, it's more of a town now but to my eternal pride I still hold the crown despite some serious competion from "Random man". :wink:


    Don't worry Frank. You'll always be an idiot as far as I'm concerned. :lol::wink:
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 44,549
    ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Well, 15 minutes of fame thanks to Slowmart :)

    I did get quite hopeful when I saw the title and the OP mind :wink:
    Stevo, watch it else I will flounce, no, I mean it, I'll flounce. :wink:

    As for "Slowmart" and his virtual village he can stuff it, I've enough on being the idiot in a real village. :roll: Well, it's more of a town now but to my eternal pride I still hold the crown despite some serious competion from "Random man". :wink:


    Don't worry Frank. You'll always be an idiot as far as I'm concerned. :lol::wink:
    Bally, to be fair, describing someone in the BB as an idiot doesn't really narrow it down much.
    Whippet
    Bruiser
    Panzer
    Commuter

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • VTechVTech Posts: 4,736
    Actually, as of today I am off.

    No, not from here but moving from Stratford. Wife wants to be by the sea so we move ASAP :)
    Living MY dream.
  • ProssPross Posts: 26,006
    Hope you aren't leaving yet, I was going to pop in when I'm in the area tomorrow to borrow the Lamborghini for a while.
  • crumbschiefcrumbschief Posts: 3,400
    Must be the pier pressure.
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Fishing for compliments
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 40,676
    I think this thread is a red herring.

    Sacre Bleu, censored , salop, Hollande... see if these get through
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • VTechVTech Posts: 4,736
    Pross wrote:
    Hope you aren't leaving yet, I was going to pop in when I'm in the area tomorrow to borrow the Lamborghini for a while.

    Anytime your local feel free to pop in, I'll let you take one of the cars for a spin of that's your thing.
    Living MY dream.
  • ProssPross Posts: 26,006
    VTech wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Hope you aren't leaving yet, I was going to pop in when I'm in the area tomorrow to borrow the Lamborghini for a while.

    Anytime your local feel free to pop in, I'll let you take one of the cars for a spin of that's your thing.

    If I had the time I'd take you up on that (have you got an Aston :wink: ), I've got to go to Edstone this afternoon but alas no spare time :(
  • MatthewfalleMatthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I haven't got an Aston but I'm still hankering after a Panda 100hp.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • VTechVTech Posts: 4,736
    Pross wrote:
    VTech wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Hope you aren't leaving yet, I was going to pop in when I'm in the area tomorrow to borrow the Lamborghini for a while.

    Anytime your local feel free to pop in, I'll let you take one of the cars for a spin of that's your thing.

    If I had the time I'd take you up on that (have you got an Aston :wink: ), I've got to go to Edstone this afternoon but alas no spare time :(

    I don't have an Aston but could arrange a trip round Gaydon and a drive on the course if your interested ?
    Living MY dream.
  • floreriderflorerider Posts: 1,112
    I think this thread is a red herring.

    Sacre Bleu, censored , salop, Hollande... see if these get through

    censored
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