New Balls Please

arran77
arran77 Posts: 9,260
edited January 2014 in The bottom bracket
Meet the new golden girl of tennis. Nineteen-year-old Canadian Eugenie Bouchard has shot to stardom following her stunning performances at this year’s Australian Open tournament.

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:D
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

seanoconn

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  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Not sure that outfit is going to help her game much...
  • dave in swansea
    dave in swansea Posts: 129
    If she's on the game, it will help a lot.
  • goonz
    goonz Posts: 3,106
    She could serve me an ace any day.
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  • random man
    random man Posts: 1,518
    I've suddenly developed an interest in womens' tennis :wink:
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    goonz wrote:
    She could serve me an ace any day.
    That doesn't even make sense :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    goonz wrote:
    She could serve me an ace any day.
    That doesn't even make sense :lol:

    :lol:

    It takes a scantily clad 19 year old girl to get a response out of you these days does it :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,401
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    goonz wrote:
    She could serve me an ace any day.
    That doesn't even make sense :lol:

    :lol:

    It takes a scantily clad 19 year old girl to get a response out of you these days does it :wink:
    I haven't looked at the picture yet. I shall avert my eyes till she's 21 8)
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  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    goonz wrote:
    She could serve me an ace any day.
    That doesn't even make sense :lol:

    :lol:

    It takes a scantily clad 19 year old girl to get a response out of you these days does it :wink:
    I haven't looked at the picture yet. I shall avert my eyes till she's 21 8)

    Liar :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Bean flicker?
  • raymondo60
    raymondo60 Posts: 735
    She is obviously a very talented and attractive young lady and I'm sure her parents are very proud of her…...
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  • AlexMac1973
    AlexMac1973 Posts: 406
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    goonz wrote:
    She could serve me an ace any day.
    That doesn't even make sense :lol:

    :lol:

    It takes a scantily clad 19 year old girl to get a response out of you these days does it :wink:
    I haven't looked at the picture yet. I shall avert my eyes till she's 21 8)

    Would you like me to start a countdown thread? :lol:
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Never mind tennis, curling is where it's at.
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    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/others ... mpics.html
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Playing on the ice dressed like that she's gonna have nipples like bullets :twisted:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RideOnTime
    RideOnTime Posts: 4,712
    Going to be tricky at the baseline in them' shooz.
  • southdownswolf
    southdownswolf Posts: 1,525
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Never mind tennis, curling is where it's at.
    article-0-1AEE76D500000578-996_634x379.jpg

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/others ... mpics.html

    I always said that the Daily Mail was a quality newspaper 8)
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,862
    southdownswolf wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Never mind tennis, curling is where it's at.
    article-0-1AEE76D500000578-996_634x379.jpg

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/others ... mpics.html

    I always said that the Daily Mail was a quality newspaper 8)

    Was she in the Daily Fail as a potential immigrant?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,478
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    goonz wrote:
    She could serve me an ace any day.
    That doesn't even make sense :lol:

    :lol:

    It takes a scantily clad 19 year old girl to get a response out of you these days does it :wink:
    I haven't looked at the picture yet. I shall avert my eyes till she's 21 8)
    Surely she'll be 'past it' by then from your point of view?
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