The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I hope you are sitting down. I was out on my bike. Woss appennin?

    Pics Stevo?
    'kin ell :shock:

    Was having a gander at these: based on your extensive knowledge of DH bikes, which one do you recommend, assuming I can flog one of my MTB's to an unsuspecting Arran or Mr h?

    how many inches do you currently have at the back Stevo?

    Didn't post last night as I was supporting the local economy :D
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I hope you are sitting down. I was out on my bike. Woss appennin?

    Pics Stevo?
    'kin ell :shock:

    Was having a gander at these: based on your extensive knowledge of DH bikes, which one do you recommend, assuming I can flog one of my MTB's to an unsuspecting Arran or Mr h?

    how many inches do you currently have at the back Stevo?

    Didn't post last night as I was supporting the local economy :D
    Only 6....it's enough for most of what I ride but an extra couple of inches would help :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I hope you are sitting down. I was out on my bike. Woss appennin?

    Pics Stevo?
    'kin ell :shock:

    Was having a gander at these: based on your extensive knowledge of DH bikes, which one do you recommend, assuming I can flog one of my MTB's to an unsuspecting Arran or Mr h?

    how many inches do you currently have at the back Stevo?

    Didn't post last night as I was supporting the local economy :D
    Only 6....it's enough for most of what I ride but an extra couple of inches would help :)
    :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Even with the innuendo there are still far too many references to bikes around here for my liking. Splutters into cornflakes and starts writing a letter to the Times...
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Even with the innuendo there are still far too many references to bikes around here for my liking. Splutters into cornflakes and starts writing a letter to the Times...
    Sorry Mikey, we're going off topic aren't we :) Better get back to spouting bollox.

    Out of interest, how many inches does the average roadie have?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Depends how well geared they are
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    I thought 8/9" was average?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    The question was about suspension travel you liar :P
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The question was about suspension travel you liar :P

    No point asking Sean about suspension :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Even with the innuendo there are still far too many references to bikes around here for my liking. Splutters into cornflakes and starts writing a letter to the Times...
    Sorry Mikey, we're going off topic aren't we :) Better get back to spouting bollox.

    Out of interest, how many inches does the average roadie have?

    MODS: Get this effing hairy legged, flapitty shorts Crudder 'dude' bollox crap off BB.

    Suspension?! Wots yew lot need is oral suspension t' wash yer mouves out. In my day, we had 3 bits of scaffolding and 2 dustbin lids strapped to yer ankles. Woked 78 hours down t' pit 6 days a week and Sunday run woz 273 miles on a fixed - you can still see the scars outside of Hawes wur Tubby Arkwright's legs come unbolted at a 'undred and fifty ar pee em. Suspension, by eck, gone all soft, the lot of ya.
    Yer baks 'urtin?! Thats wot yer baks fo' - it's suppozed to aik intit? The yoong uns t'day...
    Cont p94
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    Piña's upset because he only has a couple of mm at best.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    If you knew how to ride, you wouldn't be worried about inches !
    Science adjusts it’s beliefs based on what’s observed.
    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Piña's upset because he only has a couple of mm at best.
    Probably even less than that, it's cold up in Scotland.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Que pasa amigas?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
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    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Staring vacantly at the box in the corner again...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Staring vacantly at the box in the corner again...

    Did you buy a 'Vickie Quickie'?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,164
    Evening Cuntidos,

    When the best thing on the box is 'Top Gun' you know it's a rough night on the telly.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    Not square, been doing smooth circles on the rollers :D
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    florerider wrote:
    Not square, been doing smooth circles on the rollers :D

    Erm.......

    As much as I'm jealous of your training regime, it is Friday night!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,318
    I'm just coming home from my night out 8)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    seanoconn wrote:
    I'm just coming home from my night out 8)

    walk of shame?
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    I must be doing summat wrong in my social life!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Social life?
    All I got is a monitor and a mouse. :cry:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Social life?
    All I got is a monitor and a mouse. :cry:

    I guess i am one up on you there. I have Pills, a monitor and a mouse.

    Is your monitor Venezuelan? Mine is an Iguana.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Social life?
    All I got is a monitor and a mouse. :cry:

    I guess i am one up on you there. I have Pills, a monitor and a mouse.

    Is your monitor Venezuelan? Mine is an Iguana.

    Does your wife wonder at its tongue action? :wink:
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    As I said I have a mouse.
    Anyone on here admit to having a gerbil?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,196
    Ballysmate wrote:
    As I said I have a mouse.
    Anyone on here admit to having a gerbil?
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Social life?
    All I got is a monitor and a mouse. :cry:

    I guess i am one up on you there. I have Pills, a monitor and a mouse.

    Is your monitor Venezuelan? Mine is an Iguana.

    Does your wife wonder at its tongue action? :wink:

    Yeah, the Iguana set the yardstick for dexterity and length - so I made it into stew. My 3 year old has a snazzy pair of small lizard skin boots too.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Mikey23
    Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Curled up with Joni and a beer ... Who needs a social life
  • florerider
    florerider Posts: 1,112
    what's a social life? is it what one gets on benefits?