Stupid Photos thread

jerry3571
jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
edited January 2014 in Pro race
I am hoping to begin a new thread about stupid photos of pro bike riders. As I look at images of cyclists on the net there is a lot of effort made in photoshop/paint and thought they ought to be recognised and they're funny too.
Here goes anyhow-

Jan, Ja!
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Some bloke :) -
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Looks like the bolke above-
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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

"You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
-Jacques Anquetil

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  • vertigo16
    vertigo16 Posts: 91
    tour-de-france-costa-rica-style.jpg

    Got milk?
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,147
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  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    Not sure whether it fits the criteria but a good shot! (the photo; not the man having a dump)

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    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil
  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    cycle18.jpg
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil
  • FocusZing
    FocusZing Posts: 4,373
    hurricane_bike.jpeg?w=570&h=384
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    that man either has pockets on his legs, or something isnt right there.
  • specialgueststar
    specialgueststar Posts: 3,418
    funny-bike-race-finish-line.jpg
  • alihisgreat
    alihisgreat Posts: 3,872
    ku-xlarge.gif

    Couldn't find a still photo version quickly.
  • Paul 8v
    Paul 8v Posts: 5,458
    Much better as a gif ;)
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Boar man is my all time favorite spectator related thing to happen in cycling ever! :D
    Correlation is not causation.
  • salsiccia1
    salsiccia1 Posts: 3,725
    Above The Cows wrote:
    Boar man is my all time favorite spectator related thing to happen in cycling ever! :D

    There were some good ones this year.

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    It's only a bit of sport, Mun. Relax and enjoy the racing.
  • CPEX
    CPEX Posts: 11
    What a hero
  • Daz555
    Daz555 Posts: 3,976
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    You only need two tools: WD40 and Duck Tape.
    If it doesn't move and should, use the WD40.
    If it shouldn't move and does, use the tape.
  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    Bottom pinching is all in hand. :)

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    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil
  • slim_boy_fat
    slim_boy_fat Posts: 1,810
    Above The Cows wrote:
    Boar man is my all time favorite spectator related thing to happen in cycling ever! :D
    Boar man is the greatest thing to happen ever in anything!
  • greasedscotsman
    greasedscotsman Posts: 6,962
    What's he got in his right hand?
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,928
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  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    Thanks; it's beautiful. The Jumper that is. 8) Happy Xmas by the way. :)
    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil
  • adr82
    adr82 Posts: 4,002
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    What's he got in his right hand?
    Boar man? IIRC it's a boar leg that fell off at some point :P
  • RoadPainter
    RoadPainter Posts: 375
    adr82 wrote:
    greasedscotsman wrote:
    What's he got in his right hand?
    Boar man? IIRC it's a boar leg that fell off at some point :P
    Yes! It was hanging on by a bit of skin when I walked past him. He had no idea it was broken at that point!
  • jerry3571
    jerry3571 Posts: 1,532
    LA Tattoo. Not sure whether LA is a zombie in this. :)

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    “Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving”- Albert Einstein

    "You can't ride the Tour de France on mineral water."
    -Jacques Anquetil
  • dennisn
    dennisn Posts: 10,601
    jerry3571 wrote:
    LA Tattoo. Not sure whether LA is a zombie in this. :)

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    Really, really, really, really, really bad tattoo. I would love to meet the guy though. Just to see if I could keep a straight face. Whoever it is, well, he needs to be laughed at. Loudly and long.
  • goonz
    goonz Posts: 3,106
    Quality thread!
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