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  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,613
    seanoconn wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    No! No Crunchy! That is not what I meant when I said post pics of a camel toe!
    I knew someone would squeeze in camel toe somehow :lol:

    (This is not an entry)

    That's me. Mr Dependable :lol: Or Mr Obvious :cry:
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,889
    "Ooh, my back's killing me. Do you think I need a more relaxed dromedary?"

    8)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    team47b feared that the commuters were pulling his leg when he asked for advice on a comfy ride for trips to the beach.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,889
    Arran's hoping that quantity wins the day :lol:

    (This is not an entry)
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Arran's hoping that quantity wins the day :lol:

    (This is not an entry)

    :P
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    Halfords trials of the Camelbike were proving inconclusive.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    arran77 wrote:
    team47b feared that the commuters were pulling his leg when he asked for advice on a comfy ride for trips to the beach.

    Nah, already sorted... :D

    beach.jpg
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,613
    Cyclist attempts to disguise his use of industrial strength viagra
  • Scientists cross a camel, a cyclist and Ron Jeremy. The result? A well-endowed hump with an expert rim-job...
  • Ballysmate wrote:
    Bernie Clifton - Eat your heart out.
    And your winner is.

    It has to be.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,889
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Bernie Clifton - Eat your heart out.
    And your winner is.

    It has to be.
    Old men bias :P
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,992
    Stevo - end the wait. name the winner, this one has petered out (into the desert somewhere).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,889
    Stevo - end the wait. name the winner, this one has petered out (into the desert somewhere).
    Hold your horses, we don't want another illegitimate winner. (only joking Stevo)

    I've got a perverted caption with a right wing slant that's bound to be a sure fire winner :lol:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,993
    Stevo - end the wait. name the winner, this one has petered out (into the desert somewhere).
    Just because you chose the winner on the wrong ****ing day doesn't mean I'm going to do the same thing :)

    Anyhow, I'm waiting with baited breath for Seanoconn's political rib tickler...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,992
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Stevo - end the wait. name the winner, this one has petered out (into the desert somewhere).
    Just because you chose the winner on the wrong ****ing day doesn't mean I'm going to do the same thing :)

    Anyhow, I'm waiting with baited breath for Seanoconn's political rib tickler...

    Fair enough but I thought it was going to be an early Wednesday morning surprise for the winner (other than a latent late reaction to a fist full of viagra).

    Come on then STC, hit us with it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1tlw1 Posts: 19,675
    Yet another commuter get the hump
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,993
    Lots of good entries here (fnarr fnarr) but after much deliberation, the winner is....







    ....Ballysmate for his 'Crunchy Camel Toes' effort :)


    No whinging you lot, judge's decision is final and no bribery was involved.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,992
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Lots of good entries here (fnarr fnarr) but after much deliberation, the winner is....







    ....Ballysmate for his 'Crunchy Camel Toes' effort :)


    No whinging you lot, judge's decision is final and no bribery was involved.

    You didn't accept any bribes?!?! Missed an opportunity there.

    Camon Basil - post a pic, lets boogaloo.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,613
    I haven't prepared an acceptance speech so here you go.

    funny_sports_cycling_ma201.jpg
  • tim wandtim wand Posts: 2,945
    Ballysmate wrote:
    I haven't prepared an acceptance speech so here you go.

    funny_sports_cycling_ma201.jpg

    Cookson has really tightened up the UCI testing protocols.
  • pinnopinno Posts: 41,992
    "Look fellas, there's Nina lying in the grass over there naked"
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666Stevo_666 Posts: 45,993
    The Bottom Bracket Riding Club decide to 'relieve' themselves after cycling past a Wonderbra ad.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Hunched over hurling up, the BMC rider was regretting sprinting to the front past the peloton as they all relieved themselves.
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 7,889
    Riders take advantage of the road vibration and numb hands.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • random manrandom man Posts: 1,514
    Ok lads, this is to decide who wins the next sprint. Ready.......go!
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    T47b's choice of the British-made L115A3 Long Range Rifle meant he was never going to let the BR boys set foot on his land.
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • tim wandtim wand Posts: 2,945
    Since Turning 60 Team47b insisted that he and all his club mates carried out regular prostate test on rides.
  • team47bteam47b Posts: 6,424
    :D

    ...first man down, Wand, four to go, cheeky bastardos
    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • GiantMikeGiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Another club ride ruined by a Strava 'King of the Fountains' segment.
  • Nobody told them that the di2 lead didn't go in that orifice until it was too late ........
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