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  • I seem to have made an impression then boys :wink:


    Wanna meet ? ASL ? I'm a skydiving firefighter who trains dolphins at weekends and raises tons of cash for orphans in urban sinkholes. Here is my mobile, call or text anytime, but don't share it (give it to Ola if you must though).....0705696969.

    Cheers, Dave ( my real name is Dirk, btw).
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    I seem to have made an impression then boys :wink:


    Wanna meet ? ASL ? I'm a skydiving firefighter who trains dolphins at weekends and raises tons of cash for orphans in urban sinkholes. Here is my mobile, call or text anytime, but don't share it (give it to Ola if you must though).....0705696969.

    Cheers, Dave ( my real name is Dirk, btw).

    You're a digit short on your number there Dave :wink:

    If you care to correct it I still have contact with susannareid so can pass it on for you :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    Susanna's Jive, week one http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KdMpP-eeHqc

    Go on girl, give it some :D Susanna will be strictly champion, without a doubt
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • redveeredvee Posts: 11,921
    As she studied at Brizzle Uni I'm behind her, especially if she's bent over :oops:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Susanna's Jive, week one http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KdMpP-eeHqc

    Go on girl, give it some :D Susanna will be strictly champion, without a doubt

    Damn you seanoconn, youtube is not allowed at work, I'm never going to concentrate now with the thought of her gyrating going round and round in my head all afternoon :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77 wrote:
    I seem to have made an impression then boys :wink:


    Wanna meet ? ASL ? I'm a skydiving firefighter who trains dolphins at weekends and raises tons of cash for orphans in urban sinkholes. Here is my mobile, call or text anytime, but don't share it (give it to Ola if you must though).....0705696969.

    Cheers, Dave ( my real name is Dirk, btw).

    You're a digit short on your number there Dave :wink:

    If you care to correct it I still have contact with susannareid so can pass it on for you :lol:

    just ring the number and find out if its a ......digit short.............if you dare, bigboy. :D
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    arran77 wrote:
    I seem to have made an impression then boys :wink:


    Wanna meet ? ASL ? I'm a skydiving firefighter who trains dolphins at weekends and raises tons of cash for orphans in urban sinkholes. Here is my mobile, call or text anytime, but don't share it (give it to Ola if you must though).....0705696969.

    Cheers, Dave ( my real name is Dirk, btw).

    You're a digit short on your number there Dave :wink:

    If you care to correct it I still have contact with susannareid so can pass it on for you :lol:

    just ring the number and find out if its a ......digit short.............if you dare, bigboy. :D

    Who would have thought that your number is a ladyboy smut line :shock:

    Whatever floats your boat though I guess but I'll leave that shite to you :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ProssPross Posts: 29,580
    I have to admit, she went for it more than I expected. I thought she'd be a bit reserved (in public at least!).
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    Pross wrote:
    I have to admit, she went for it more than I expected. I thought she'd be a bit reserved (in public at least!).
    It's the only way to dance. If you don't go for it you look stupid.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    I have to admit, she went for it more than I expected. I thought she'd be a bit reserved (in public at least!).
    It's the only way to dance. If you don't go for it you look stupid.

    Yesterday it was you telling us that your Mum is 'fit to boogie' and you now confess that the only way to dance is to go for it, I reckon the whole O'Conn house is a bunch of ravers :wink:

    Are you competition for the Flatley's :lol:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • arran77 wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    I seem to have made an impression then boys :wink:


    Wanna meet ? ASL ? I'm a skydiving firefighter who trains dolphins at weekends and raises tons of cash for orphans in urban sinkholes. Here is my mobile, call or text anytime, but don't share it (give it to Ola if you must though).....0705696969.

    Cheers, Dave ( my real name is Dirk, btw).

    You're a digit short on your number there Dave :wink:

    If you care to correct it I still have contact with susannareid so can pass it on for you :lol:

    just ring the number and find out if its a ......digit short.............if you dare, bigboy. :D

    Who would have thought that your number is a ladyboy smut line :shock:

    Whatever floats your boat though I guess but I'll leave that shite to you :wink:

    I ain't no ladyboy, I'm from Glasgow. :lol:
    I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    I've just joined twitter to flirt with Susanna. Quick, who else can I follow to make me look cool in her eyes?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've just joined twitter to flirt with Susanna. Quick, who else can I follow to make me look cool in her eyes?

    Are you sure it's the real Susanna this time :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    I've just joined twitter to flirt with Susanna. Quick, who else can I follow to make me look cool in her eyes?

    Are you sure it's the real Susanna this time :wink:
    Yup, this one's harder to get. Anyway, I've changed my mind. I'd have to become a proper twitter user to get anywhere and I can't give it that kind of commitment :(
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    Typical man.
    Fail at the mention of commitment. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • simonheadsimonhead Posts: 1,399
    She is looking pretty shattered this morning. No skirt or cleavage either.
    Life isnt like a box of chocolates, its like a bag of pic n mix.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    simonhead wrote:
    She is looking pretty shattered this morning. No skirt or cleavage either.

    No skirt, result, just knickers it is :D
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    I checked it out on my tv catchup app and she does look a little tired. The beeb should give her a break from breakfast until she's got this thing won.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    simonhead wrote:
    She is looking pretty shattered this morning. No skirt or cleavage either.
    Sorry guys. What can I say? :twisted:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    daviesee wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    She is looking pretty shattered this morning. No skirt or cleavage either.
    Sorry guys. What can I say? :twisted:

    What, you're wearing her skirt today daviesee :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • Mikey23Mikey23 Posts: 5,306
    Aah, presenter person on bbc breakfast. Didn't like to ask for fear of looking thick and off trend. I'm a john humphreys kind of a guy...
  • ballysmateballysmate Posts: 15,628
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Aah, presenter person on bbc breakfast. Didn't like to ask for fear of looking thick and off trend. I'm a john humphreys kind of a guy...

    Whatever floats your boat. Does he sometimes give you a flash? :D
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Mikey23 wrote:
    Aah, presenter person on bbc breakfast. Didn't like to ask for fear of looking thick and off trend. I'm a john humphreys kind of a guy...

    That's one crotch shot you're welcome to Mikey :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • davieseedaviesee Posts: 6,386
    arran77 wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    simonhead wrote:
    She is looking pretty shattered this morning. No skirt or cleavage either.
    Sorry guys. What can I say? :twisted:

    What, you're wearing her skirt today daviesee :shock:
    And she is wearing my shirt. :wink:
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • VTechVTech Posts: 4,736
    Just so you guys are aware, Mrs Reid is viewing this thread :) finding it quite amusing at times, distressing at others :mrgreen:
    Living MY dream.
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    Sussana's on 'It takes two' tonight, BBC 2 6:30. Apparently she has some bruises to show us :D and I'm expecting her to mention my pervy tweet which she has failed to respond to.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    VTech wrote:
    Just so you guys are aware, Mrs Reid is viewing this thread :) finding it quite amusing at times, distressing at others :mrgreen:
    Brilliant V :lol: I didn't know your IT skills stretched to reading people's emotions, unless........ Susanna Webcam!???? In which case, do you need your cars washed because I'm in! :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    Sussana's on 'It takes two' tonight, BBC 2 6:30. Apparently she has some bruises to show us :D and I'm expecting her to mention my pervy tweet which she has failed to respond to.

    Blue waffle :shock:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • seanoconnseanoconn Posts: 8,206
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Sussana's on 'It takes two' tonight, BBC 2 6:30. Apparently she has some bruises to show us :D and I'm expecting her to mention my pervy tweet which she has failed to respond to.

    Blue waffle :shock:
    Kiss your mum with that mouth arran? :roll:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • arran77arran77 Posts: 9,260
    seanoconn wrote:
    arran77 wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Sussana's on 'It takes two' tonight, BBC 2 6:30. Apparently she has some bruises to show us :D and I'm expecting her to mention my pervy tweet which she has failed to respond to.

    Blue waffle :shock:
    Kiss your mum with that mouth arran? :roll:

    What, my mouth looks like blue waffle, I hope not, maybe I'm dehydrated :shock: :wink:
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
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