Man Tries To Smuggle Fish In His Trousers
arran77
Posts: 9,260
http://news.sky.com/story/1134976/nz-man-tries-to-smuggle-fish-in-his-trousers
That's more Sun journalism than Sky!!
Still, sounds like a load of old carp to me
A man's attempt to smuggle live tropical fish into New Zealand in his trouser pockets floundered when water was spotted dripping from his clothes, officials have said.
That's more Sun journalism than Sky!!
Still, sounds like a load of old carp to me
"Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity"
seanoconn
seanoconn
0
Comments
-
arran77 wrote:http://news.sky.com/story/1134976/nz-man-tries-to-smuggle-fish-in-his-trousersA man's attempt to smuggle live tropical fish into New Zealand in his trouser pockets floundered when water was spotted dripping from his clothes, officials have said.
That's more Sun journalism than Sky!!
Still, sounds like a load of old carp to me
Sounds like a Pike Milligan novel.Superstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.
Voltaire0 -
Cod we hold back a bit on the fish puns. This aint the plaice for them.0
-
they said...'ullo john gotta new motor my isetta is a 300cc bike0
-
Apparently he did it to throw his wife off track. He needed an excuse to cover up the smell of tuna coming from his nether regions after he had been with a ropey bird, the town bike. It is said that Fred Astaire had a similar problem, but in his case, his c0ck smelt of ginger.0
-
-
Hm, something fishy about this.0
-
Yes it could be a load of Pollock's.0
-
some of you are skate-ing on thin iceSuperstition sets the whole world in flames; philosophy quenches them.
Voltaire0 -
I think that this is a fishy tail, straight from the pike's mouth. I trout its actually true though the sturgeons wife told
me another story that was a red herring in anyones brook.
I can't make head nor tail of it, maybe his drink was spiked. I won't fall for it - i'm too long in the sharks tooth to believe it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I heard it was just a codpiece0
