Which is the best ever porn parody of a major film

Noooooooooooooooooo - you can't mention the "p" word outside of the Bottom Bracket (and even then you can't mention it although its meant to be "adults only" <snigger snigger>)

Rick's gonna get all medieval on ya and you'll never, ever, ever, ever hear the end of it (and it'll all be in a very patronising tone ......).

You have been warned.