I'm sorry I haven't a clue...Final Round

pinno
pinno Posts: 51,195
edited August 2012 in The cake stop
This final episode is brought to you from the 2000 year old city of Chester. Chester is known for its Zoo (containing Dinosaurs), an unusual Boat Lift, Delamere Forest, Alderley Edge and the blue planet aquarium. Summed up its a city populated by forest dwelling edgy water loving cretacious boat lifters. The select handful of intelligent an knowledgable forum dwellers would have noticed the deliberate presumption in geological periods, the rest remain contented and unaware in their creationalist Victorianesque time warp .

This round redefines everyday words and phrases found in the Oxford English Dictionary. For example:

Spiral - A pandemic of sick spies

Frying pan - A crude method of torturing a man suffering from an Oedipus complex
seanoconn - gruagach craic!
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  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Lunatic - type of parasite found exclusively on the moon
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Lampoon - a light used to hunt whales.

    Gonnorrhea - realisation of imminent demise.

    Gastric - lighting ones farts.

    Syntax - a fine on filth.

    Omlette - small buddist chanting.

    Paradox - two piers in close proximity.

    Marmite - a mothers intentions.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Palindrome - Venue named after ex python.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Disgruntled - the practice of removing all respect from a pig farmer.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Ferdinand - goosing a female geek.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Shuttlecock - the annoying driver of buses on short local circular routes.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Pelvis - the parent of elvis.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Epicyclic - a really awesome bike ride.
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  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Condense - Mentally challenged Tory
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  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Incentive - one's state whilst riding 100 miles
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  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    Knickers - Underwear thieves.
    - Slave to the cadence -
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Tortoise = your former teachers

    Aardvark = never killed anyone

    Antelope = run away to marry an ant.

    Platypus = a cat with dreadlocks
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    Indoctrinate - Get a patient pregnant.
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  • Gizmodo
    Gizmodo Posts: 1,928
    Television - when a psychic must inform everyone what they've seen

    Onomatopoeia - a place to wipe your feet at the end of a popular seaside tourist attraction
  • graham.
    graham. Posts: 862
    Countryside....To kill Piers Morgan.
  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    Python - A pastry eating competition.
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Navigate - canal-building scandal
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Not to be confused with 'navigator' - a large, scaly water-dwelling reptile that only eats sailors.
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Shampoo - A false turd. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Stockade - fizzy Oxo

    Antimony - something a female relative puts inside a birthday card
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • kieranb
    kieranb Posts: 1,674
    safety - a cup of earl grey
    inflammatory - stories to inspire revolutions
  • kieranb
    kieranb Posts: 1,674
    bicycle - the purchasing cycle refering to the upgrading of your bicycle. Where in your bicycle are you at the moment?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,195
    Innuendo - Italian for a supository
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Jehannum
    Jehannum Posts: 107
    Excretory - former right wing polititian from a mediteranean island.
    Reduce your carbon footprint - ride a metal bike!
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Innuendo - Italian for a supository

    You can't just nick 'em from the show - that's cheating!

    Arsenic - to accidentally cut one's backside whilst shaving it
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  • Aspect - what happens if you bend down in a chicken run
    "Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
    Mark Twain
  • Cassette - small musical Mama

    Derailleur - put the wife off her stride

    Dynamo - eat quickly

    Headset - epoxy shampoo

    Pannier - transport for bread

    Groupset - tennis between 3 or more consenting adults

    Bottom Bracket - support underwear
    "Get a bicycle. You won't regret it if you live"
    Mark Twain
  • DesWeller wrote:
    Innuendo - Italian for a supository

    You can't just nick 'em from the show - that's cheating!

    Arsenic - to accidentally cut one's backside whilst shaving it

    yes and you used it in another thread. :mrgreen:

    Cartoon - Nickname for Fords factory in the North East.
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • aclivity
    aclivity Posts: 94
    Shellfish - a bit like a shelf
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Erectile - tiling a vertical surface
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