Doctor Feelgood

upperoilcan
upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
edited June 2012 in The bottom bracket
I have just been talking to a colleague of mine who has had a recent trip to his doctors after having aching problems in his groin due to heavy lifting.

Upon his arrival into the examination room the doctor told him to drop his trousers so that he could do an examination of his groin area (This involved checking his Jacob's) all was well apparently until the doctor started performing the examination with his bare hands..... :shock:

Once he had finished the examination he then went straight on to tap his findings into his computer without so much of a hand scrub...

Worrying,very worrying indeed.
Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.

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  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Was it a female doctor though? :wink:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Was it a female doctor though? :wink:

    "He" or "his" = male.
    "She" or "her" = female.

    I hope this helps you to avoid any difficult situations in the future. :D
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    johnfinch wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Was it a female doctor though? :wink:

    "He" or "his" = male.
    "She" or "her" = female.

    I hope this helps you to avoid any difficult situations in the future. :D

    Ooops. :oops:

    Cut us a bit of slack fella, it was my first post of the day I haven't warmed up yet
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Dick Doc - "Nice helmet"

    Groin Man - "But I came by car" :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    Did the Doc. warm his hands?
    M.Rushton
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Was it a female doctor though? :wink:
    upperoilcan wrote:
    Once he had finished the examination he then went straight on to tap his findings into his computer without so much of a hand scrub...

    Was his/her name Holly from FLA?*

    Sorry. Just had to join in :wink:

    *Credit Lou Reed.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    daviesee wrote:
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Was it a female doctor though? :wink:
    upperoilcan wrote:
    Once he had finished the examination he then went straight on to tap his findings into his computer without so much of a hand scrub...

    Was his/her name Holly from FLA?*

    Sorry. Just had to join in :wink:

    *Credit Lou Reed.

    Now there's a reference to go whooshing over a lot of heads.
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    In the exam room he was everybody's darlin'
    M.Rushton
  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    Hope you colleague washed his Jacobs after.
  • upperoilcan
    upperoilcan Posts: 1,180
    GiantMike wrote:
    Hope you colleague washed his Jacobs after.


    He sure has but still feels kind of "dirty" :D
    Cervelo S5 Ultegra Di2.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    I expect his pc will get a virus now.
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • sadlybiggins
    sadlybiggins Posts: 158
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Cut us a bit of slack fella

    Isn't that a different clinic? :D
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    mrushton wrote:
    In the exam room he was everybody's darlin'


    He shaved his legs and then he was a pro racer...
    @surroundedbh
  • mrushton
    mrushton Posts: 5,182
    Little Joe never gave it away,
    Thought he was Jens Voigt for a day
    M.Rushton
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    The he had to have that crash..
    @surroundedbh
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    EPO would have helped that dash
    She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Aggieboy wrote:
    I expect his pc will get a virus now.

    :D

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    And the podium girls go "do do-do do-do" (repeat)
    @surroundedbh

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