Wanted: Underground Personnel

pinno
pinno Posts: 51,330
edited May 2012 in The bottom bracket
Aggieboy is planning to dig underneath his house. He needs man/woman power 'cos he is a bit feeble.
Of course this scale of high-end engineering works requires skilled people and I thought we could build a list of possible candidates for the super spesh squad of crack people. He will need a catering crew, matreials procurement, engineers, first aiders, interior designers, surveyors, flood rescue squad on standby, health and safety officers, artists (piss), a foreman (has to be Cleat) and probably mine rescue specialists from Chile.

I have started with:

Pepe Guardiola - good at motivational talks and is soon to be unemployed, will keep the crew working as a single (almost) unstoppable unit
seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Rupert Murdoch - now he's a good muck raker. :D
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Aggieboy is planning to dig underneath his house. He needs man/woman power 'cos he is a bit feeble.
    Of course this scale of high-end engineering works requires skilled people and I thought we could build a list of possible candidates for the super spesh squad of crack people. He will need a catering crew, matreials procurement, engineers, first aiders, interior designers, surveyors, flood rescue squad on standby, health and safety officers, artists (wee-wee), a foreman (has to be Cleat) and probably mine rescue specialists from Chile.

    I have started with:

    Pepe Guardiola - good at motivational talks and is soon to be unemployed, will keep the crew working as a single (almost) unstoppable unit

    You've obviously got hold of old planning apps' dear boy. As the others will know, the basement has been dug and up and running for quite a while now. Fish in a barrel............

    basementdoor.jpg
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,330
    Oh well, teach me to go raking through old council applications. Now, if that is the basement entrance to the right of that cute female (and thank you), then she must be lost. poor thing!
    PS Wassamatter with ya, eh? Cleat got into the spirit of this and you, yes you - just want to peddle on my chips all the time.
    I am now going to insult you in Kiswahilli (tricky one for the mods, ha ha)

    Wewe hakuna kitu indani ya kichwa yako - iko mbogwa na posho. Na piga wewe kabisa. Na kazi wewe - toa kidole kidogo.
    Chris Froome would be able to understand that, and if you were a real man about the place with some real connections and real influence, you'd get him to translate.
    So there, now respond to that with one of your dodgy Egyptian pervy muslim quips. (Egyptians - northern b@stards to me, don't mention them again).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,330
    Rupert Murdoch - now he's a good muck raker. :D

    I'd shoot him before he got onto the excavation site, the dodgy, doddery and selectively deaf ozzie with convenient amnesia. Sorry cleat, not going on the list of personnel. He hired that tw@at McKenzie. Nuff said. I'm doing the hiring and firing of what has become a hypothetical scenario seen as the 'basements already been done'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Redhog14
    Redhog14 Posts: 1,377
    lens18639891_1317839247Doordecoration.jpg

    Having submitted his design to the council there was more than a little concern in the neighbourhood about Aggies plans..

    I'd go for Craig Whyte ex of Rangers ownership fame as whatever you want to hide he seems quite good at it..
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Redhog14 wrote:
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    Nice to be stalked for a change. animated-smileys-cheeky-059.gif
    "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, t'would be a pity to damage yours."