Look out, here comes another newbie

Col.Decker
Col.Decker Posts: 19
edited April 2012 in The Crudcatcher
Been lurking on these forums for about 20mins now so I figured it was time I signed up. Here's what you need to know:

1. Probably too old for this sh*t, just got back into it after a 6 year break.
2. I've lost my nerve with down hill and big jumps. Hey I've got kids man!
3. Just bought a £500 from Halfords .... told the Mrs it cost £100 (nice)
4. Red heads are better than blondes.


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Comments

  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Lol

    we need to know your stance on bacon, rhyll and rhohypnol before we welcome you in
  • spongtastic
    spongtastic Posts: 2,651
    We also need to know if you can count to potato
    Visit Clacton during the School holidays - it's like a never ending freak show.

    Who are you calling inbred?
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    Haha, to reply:
    1. You and me both, though I only take short breaks for injury or illness.
    2. Tell me about it, it takes longer to heal once you've passed 40.
    3. Well done.
    4. Couldn't possibly agree, married a blonde.
  • Good Lord,

    Bacon: I like it to be NOT crispy. I want meat, not crisps.
    Rhyll: Spent a holiday there as a kid and had since forgotten all about the place untill now. Thanks for undoing some very expensive thearpy.
    Rhohypnol: Buy me something pretty and wear high heels .... you won't need it. I'm cheap and have low morals.
    Count to Potato: Nope sorry, but I can write 'Waffels' backwards: Sleffaw.
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Another mission to earn Crud Credo is to win an argument with YehaaMcGee, have an intellectual and stimulating conversation with FullySprung and make Sheepsteeth laugh..

    Good luck..

    Oh, we have a Crudcatcher Facebook page too, but you wont be welcome there just yet..
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,158
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



    Science vs. Relgion



    or

    Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,158
    Col.Decker wrote:
    Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



    Science vs. Relgion



    or

    Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?
    FFS don't take him on in a spelling competition :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • yes, spelling is not my forty
  • jndb72
    jndb72 Posts: 629
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.

    Yep, indeed, preferably of a high quality nature.
    2011 Canyon Nerve AM 5.0
    2009 Specialized Rockhopper Disc

    I might have alzheimer's but atleast I don't have alzheimer's
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Col.Decker wrote:
    Ah I know a thread subject that'll get me in ....



    Science vs. Relgion



    or

    Are Jaffa Cakes buiscuits?
    Jaffa cakes are religion?
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.
  • YeehaaMcgee
    YeehaaMcgee Posts: 5,740
    Some of the pictures here could lead a man to lose his relgion.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,158
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.
    You have to be careful even with the phrases around here. I mean, who would have thought that googling 'blue waffles' could have caused a problem for anyone?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Raymondavalon
    Raymondavalon Posts: 5,346
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    You have to be careful even with the phrases around here. I mean, who would have thought that googling 'blue waffles' could have caused a problem for anyone?

    Googling blue waffles was a problem for Jay12

    What-Kind-Of-Blue-Waffle-Is-This.jpg

    Scarred him for life...
  • rgliniany
    rgliniany Posts: 753
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.


    I'll come with..... was trying to work out how to do just that very same thing.
    It's a boy , It's a boy , I Shouted Running Into The Street With Tears Running Down My Face.....

    That's The Last Time I Holiday In Thailand

    URL Pinkbike
  • Abra
    Abra Posts: 338
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.

    How many more times until i learn.... :roll:
    DO MORE OF WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

    LMAO you loved really
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,252
    mak3m wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    jndb72 wrote:
    You also need to pass the initiation ceremony which includes, but is not limited to, selecting an appropriately attractive target, dragging said target into bushes and walking all over it :twisted:
    ...and don't forget, POIDH.
    I'm never asking for pics round here again. Asked for pics of a girl in her walking outfit, got a picture of a bearded gargoyle. Off to check out redheads to restore balance in my world.

    LMAO you loved really

    Dagnabbit!! I've been rumbled.
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,594
    Welcome!

    I'm going to hell.

    And Yee n I are going to send you there damn it, I always click.. I can't help myself you swine :P

    Ooo he needs to find a lime a bit of string and some chopped liver for a full experience?
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Col.Decker wrote:
    yes, spelling is not my forty

    actul lol, thats funny.

    welcome aboard.

    do you like cake?
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,831
    Col.Decker wrote:
    yes, spelling is not my forty

    actul lol, thats funny.

    welcome aboard.

    do you like cake?

    Jaffa cakes?

    Welcome, I am just up the road in market Drayton
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    matthew h wrote:

    Jaffa cakes?

    no. cake and balls
  • matthew h wrote:

    Jaffa cakes?

    no. cake and balls

    I've got your cake and balls right here!
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    matthew h wrote:

    Jaffa cakes?

    no. cake and balls

    I've got your cake and balls right here!

    you havent got a good having your cake and balls right here in you.
  • Clank
    Clank Posts: 2,323
    I'll give you a good having a your cake and balls right here in a minute!
    How would I write my own epitaph? With a crayon - I'm not allowed anything I can sharpen to a sustainable point.

    Disclaimer: Opinions expressed herein are worth exactly what you paid for them.
  • mak3m
    mak3m Posts: 1,394

    you havent got a good having your cake and balls right here in you.

    is that an anagram?
  • I luuuuuuuuuurrrvvvvvve cake. Nice and creamy please.

    matthew h wrote:
    Col.Decker wrote:
    yes, spelling is not my forty

    actul lol, thats funny.

    welcome aboard.

    do you like cake?

    Jaffa cakes?

    Welcome, I am just up the road in market Drayton

    Market Drayton? The spiritual home of Gingerbread!!! :P

    Where do you ride around these parts then? My experience goes as far as Haughmond Hill and Lyth Hill (at Baystonhill), but I'm pretty naive about other places to go. Did venture up to Church Stretton a couple of times back in the day