Slow Lorus Researcher

MichaelW
MichaelW Posts: 2,164
edited January 2012 in The bottom bracket
Slow Lorus Researchers are sooo cute. I want one, where can I get one from?

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  • Wooliferkins
    Wooliferkins Posts: 2,060
    Get into politics you get your own team of pet researchers to play with
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  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    I thought you meant slow norris

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  • eede
    eede Posts: 58
    Have you read the last bit under Lethal Loris?:

    "Although stealth is their main defence, slow lorises have developed an even more elaborate defence mechanism – they are venomous. It is still unknown if loris venom is used to target predators, but we do know that it can kill a human being. Before biting prey items or predators, slow lorises combine a secretion from brachial glands with their saliva in order to produce a numbing venom that can send humans into anaphylactic shock. They then keep their arms tightly coiled above their head, protecting this vulnerable part of their body, in a manner that has been described as imitating a cobra."

    Stick to the Zoo like the rest of us with these little ones.
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  • Blancmange
    Blancmange Posts: 103
    eede wrote:
    Have you read the last bit under Lethal Loris?:

    "Although stealth is their main defence, slow lorises have developed an even more elaborate defence mechanism – they are venomous. It is still unknown if loris venom is used to target predators, but we do know that it can kill a human being. Before biting prey items or predators, slow lorises combine a secretion from brachial glands with their saliva in order to produce a numbing venom that can send humans into anaphylactic shock. They then keep their arms tightly coiled above their head, protecting this vulnerable part of their body, in a manner that has been described as imitating a cobra."

    Stick to the Zoo like the rest of us with these little ones.

    That's why you snap their front teeth off with a pair of nail-cutters or pliers. Then you can tickle their cute
    little tummies all day long without fear.
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